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candystripper -> Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:10:55 PM)
C'mon; i'm dying to know. Have You named Your cock? How'd You pick the nick? And how come Men do this? Is it connected to not lowering the toilet seat? candystripper

sub4hire -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:17:19 PM)
quote: Have You named Your cock? How'd You pick the nick? And how come Men do this? Is it connected to not lowering the toilet seat? My turkey? Wait no a cock is a rooster right? I don't own a rooster. Or is it a chicken? It is two chickens when cock fighting or is it roosters?

candystripper -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:20:05 PM)
i actually know the answer to that! i am a big "Animal Patrol" fan; it's two roosters. LMAO. In case people are confused, i meant your penii...plural according to Lam. candystripper

dommemagnet -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:20:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sub4hire quote: Have You named Your cock? How'd You pick the nick? And how come Men do this? Is it connected to not lowering the toilet seat? My turkey? Wait no a cock is a rooster right? I don't own a rooster. Or is it a chicken? It is two chickens when cock fighting or is it roosters? Right, a cock is a rooster, not a hen (chicken is generic for either). It's two roosters in a cock fight, they have the spurs not the hens. I call mine Hugh G. Rection.

sub4hire -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:23:13 PM)
quote: Right, a cock is a rooster, not a hen (chicken is generic for either). It's two roosters in a cock fight, they have the spurs not the hens. Spurs, that just sounds painful. Yes, I know it is a fight to the death. So inhumane though. I don't happen to own a penis right now. Though, if I did I think I'd call him pinky or something.

candystripper -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:23:38 PM)
quote: Right, a cock is a rooster, not a hen (chicken is generic for either). It's two roosters in a cock fight, they have the spurs not the hens. I call mine Hugh G. Rection. dommemagnet Now, this is your bird, right? LOL. candystripper

windchymes -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:28:28 PM)
I used to call an ex's "Hap".....short for Hap-penis. Because it made me so happy. chymes

dommemagnet -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:39:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: candystripper quote: Right, a cock is a rooster, not a hen (chicken is generic for either). It's two roosters in a cock fight, they have the spurs not the hens. I call mine Hugh G. Rection. dommemagnet Now, this is your bird, right? LOL. candystripper Yes, this is my bird. It is what it is.

LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:42:42 PM)
I don't get why women refer to their breasts as "girls" or something like that either.

chgodomcouple -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 1:54:51 PM)
hahah yeah i remember having a conversation like that at a party once when we asked everyone of hwat they named.. and some chicas were trying to find names for their breasts..so amusing sigh miss those days Anywho.... i just refer to it as "Daddy's cock" and my breasts i never refer to them as "girls" always boobs or boobies when trying to be cute A.S.

candystripper -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 2:11:25 PM)
i never named my boobs, but the left has always been jealous of the right, LMAO. candystripper

KCMOLucky -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 2:29:55 PM)
We call hubby's "Peanuts" and my vagina "Penelope"...lol[:D]

IronBear -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 3:02:10 PM)
Well with Neets her georgious boobs are named (by me) "Test" and "Jest" and her pussy is called "Best".. What do I call my cock/rooster/chicken .. Ahhhh bloody hell it's a volo on steroids (Gorean joke).. I refer to it as "Big Hairy"

IronBear -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 3:06:23 PM)
Fast joke and an oldie...... Young kid asked his dad what his penis was.. father replied that it was his carrot. Kid then askes hin mother what her pussy was and she replied that it was her twopence. In the morning the kid walked into the main bedroom and caught his parents bonking .. he heads out into the crowded street and bellows "Carrots going up twopence!!!!!!" Ok y'all can shoot me now. I shouldn't be allowed near the 'puter when I've had no sleep.

chgodomcouple -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 3:53:12 PM)
HAHA good one IronBear A.S.

candystripper -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/16/2005 4:00:44 PM)
quote: I refer to it as "Big Hairy" IronBear Do You mean everything..or just the cock? LMAO. candystripper

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/17/2005 1:08:59 AM)
I secretly refer to the hubby's as Pedro the Lion (it's the name of one of my favorite bands, but I found it apt). When I'm joking I refer to my breasts as "the girls". When I was 16 my friend Ben nicknamed them Itsy and Bitsy. (I could wear a training bra until I was almost 21. I mean I was board flat.) Suddenly I sprouted nearly D's at the tender age of 20, and the name didn't apply. And yes, they are real.

michaelMI -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/17/2005 1:12:41 AM)
i have never understood this either. maybe it's just a "man" thing like sports, something of which i also have never gotten into. not all men do these things...and i dare not make my usual comments regarding this as it tends to really really piss people off.

IronBear -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/17/2005 2:09:03 AM)
It's a cultural thing michael, just like we all seem to have an aversion to hust saying "Excuse me folks I need to urinate." It seems more acceptable and less embarrasing to tell peopll that I'm "Going to shed a tear for Nelson"; "Strangle the one eyed trouser snake"; "Point percy at the porcelain" or the old favourite "Going to see a man about a dog". Of course you could always (in the best society of course) just announce to ione and all "make way Piss Time!!!!!!" I have found over many years, that women seem to be happier if your penis has a name and not refered to as "my cock" and if you haven't named it, take care for your lover is likely to do so for you. Funny thing us humans but that's life.......

Littlepita -> RE: Have You Named Your Cock? (11/17/2005 2:24:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross I don't get why women refer to their breasts as "girls" or something like that either. I don't get it either but that is what I call them. My Sir calls then His girls. I call his penis, my Cock and he calls mine, His pussy. Sometimes I feel like I have multiple personalities. [:)]

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