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seababy -> Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 7:31:25 AM)

Hay fever sufferer?

Just remember whenever you sneeze, that's flower sperm up your nose.
(kinky things)



[sm=waiting.gif] Say it with flowers.







sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 7:36:38 AM)

*aaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

stop making me sneeze




impishlilhellcat -> RE: Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 7:44:36 AM)

And those thorns will draw blood just like a needle.




windchymes -> RE: Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 7:57:17 AM)

That's it.  I'm going to go out there and castrate those little bastards.




Sub4You4UKOnly -> RE: Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 8:02:46 AM)

Lol, flowers are kinky, watch the sequel to the 40-year old viring, i forgot what the film is called




everhope -> RE: Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 8:15:45 AM)

" To me, I see a bouquet of flowers as a pile of severed plant genitalia.  I presume that when courting you give a lady a pretty pile of severed plant genitalia hope she will quid pro quo and return the gesture by giving you her genitalia" 
 
this is a quote from an earlier post of Resident Sadist's. i found this to be one of the most romantic things he has ever said. 




christine1 -> RE: Flowers are kinky too. (7/29/2008 8:43:54 AM)

what came to my mind when i read the thread title was the female orifices that would serve as a wonderful vase for those flowers.  [8D]




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