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Black Testicles - 7/29/2008 11:13:27 AM   
darchChylde


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A male patient was lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.  A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask.  "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,  "I don't know, Sir.  I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.  The man struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check.  Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.  She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.

Then she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"

The man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly; "Thank you very much.  That was wonderful, but listen to me very, very closely..."























































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RE: Black Testicles - 7/29/2008 11:33:20 AM   
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HAHAHA that is a good one.

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RE: Black Testicles - 7/29/2008 12:55:55 PM   
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RE: Black Testicles - 7/29/2008 12:58:08 PM   
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lmao

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RE: Black Testicles - 8/5/2008 8:28:03 PM   
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yea budy lol snort and all that

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RE: Black Testicles - 8/5/2008 10:47:46 PM   
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Love it!

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RE: Black Testicles - 8/6/2008 7:42:34 AM   
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