stella41b
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you that Domme at that munch and play party some time ago who gave me a good cropping with lots of foot worship, anal, and a bit of figging?"
She looks at him and says calmly, "No, I'm your daughter's teacher."
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Q. Why did the pervert cross the road?
A. Because he had his knob stuck in the chicken.
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A US businessman travels out to the Far East on business, visiting Singapore, Thailand and Malaysia. Being Dom he decides to spend his last two nights in Bangkok with four Thai slavegirls.
Three weeks after he returns to the US his penis becomes sore and starts to turn green with black around the edges.
He goes to see his doctor, a Dr Jones, who after hearing about his experiences in Thailand informs him that he's got Hong Kong Dong and needs to have his penis amputated.
The businessman is horrified and decides to get a second opinion from Dr Philips. Dr Philips examines him and says "I'm sorry but Dr Jones is correct, we must amputate right away."
The businessman is mortfied. A friend suggests seeing an Oriental doctor.
So this businessman goes and finds a Chinese doctor, Dr Hung Lo (sorry... he's not Chinese, but Korean) who agrees that he's got Hong Kong Dong, but then says...
"These American doctor no good, amputation no good, all they want to do is chop chop chop. Wait three weeks and dick drop off on its own."
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