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IronBear -> Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/17/2005 3:47:57 AM)

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 17: Bless the saying, pass and eat out
Step 18: Turk the carvey
Step 19: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 20: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey




AlderTheKitty -> RE: Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/17/2005 7:02:37 AM)

why do i have a feeiling you know this from experance




MadameDahlia -> RE: Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/17/2005 2:01:26 PM)

-chuckles- Fun times...




IronBear -> RE: Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/17/2005 5:15:03 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: AlderTheKitty

why do i have a feeiling you know this from experance


Sir, Ishhh you shaying that I shpends half of my times pished????[:-][;)]




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/18/2005 12:51:08 AM)

Hehehehe. Brilliant! Sounds like how Thanksgiving is going to be this year. My sister and I are cooking for the whole family. Anyone want some Crown?




WildSpirit2001 -> RE: Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/18/2005 8:03:17 AM)

I'm thinking if I'm the one cooking the turkey I should probably save all the whiskey for the poor souls being forced to eat it!

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Lyku -> RE: Cooking the perfect Turkey (11/18/2005 10:59:13 PM)

Bah...the food can't be that bad. If they complain, make them eat on a college campus. They'll crave that turkey in no time.




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