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stella41b -> Another couple... (7/31/2008 1:27:33 PM)
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A blonde walks into a sex shop. "I'd like to buy a vibrator please."
The owner asks her, "What colour do you want? White? Black Flesh-coloured? Silicone?"
"I'd like that tartan one on the shelf over there," she says.
"You can't have that," says the owner, "That's my Thermos flask."
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant and calls out "Hey you."
The chef comes out from the kitchen and asks "How you know my name?"
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