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How men think - 7/31/2008 6:41:53 PM

apiercedkitty

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A woman was in a coma. She had been there for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area when she noticed there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. She tried it again, and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.

The nurses went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him,'As crazy as it sounds, maybe a little oral sex will stimulate her enough to bring her out of her coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but when they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy, he finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes, the woman's monitor flatlined - no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran back into the room.'What happened,' they cried!

The husband said,' I'm not sure. Maybe she choked???'

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RE: How men think - 7/31/2008 6:48:15 PM

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rotflmao! Too funny!

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RE: How men think - 7/31/2008 6:49:20 PM

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ohhhhoooooo.....sheesh.

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RE: How men think - 7/31/2008 8:55:42 PM

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that was funny...thanks for sharing!

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RE: How men think - 8/1/2008 12:00:09 PM

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sometimes even medical professionals can get it wrong

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RE: How men think - 8/1/2008 10:48:36 PM

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That was just wrong....but ohhhh so funny

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RE: How men think - 8/1/2008 10:54:02 PM

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