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BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 9:37:08 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think Sweet wins.


Cali


I second that!



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 9:44:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I will start to worry about vibrators when I am fucking a woman and she closes her eyes and starts imagining her Hitachi.
  Been there, done that - just because it's a penis with a pulse doesn't necessarily make it good in the sack or capable of inducing orgasm.

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Besides, when it is cold outside and the wolves are howling, having a great big warm bear wrap his arms around you whisper in your ear "you are safe my sweet pet" tends to trump anything.


I would agree, except that bears tend to be meaner than wolves, snore, and make messes.  Not to mention the fact that once they're tolerably asleep they tend to hog the covers and stop being a good heating unit - and they wake up crabby and expecting to be served coffee before their feet ever touch the floor.
 
As for the original post - personally, I'll take the vibe.  It doesn't make a mess, run up my grocery or utility bills, hog the TV remote, leave the toilet seat up, whine worse than a child when ill, or have tendencies toward wandering eye and cheating.  I'm not expected to do it's laundry, cook for it, pick up the crap it leaves lying all over the place, or watch football or some other pro sport that I detest to make it happy.  It doesn't care if I have more than one vibe, of various sizes and power settings.  It doesn't whine and feel neglected if I don't choose to use it, or complain that I'm not using it enough.
 
Batteries are cheap, and much easier to deal with replacing.

Ookaaay then...
I'm just gonna take a wild guess that you recently got out a really bad relationship?



sunshinemiss -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 9:51:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think Sweet wins.


Cali


I second that!


Dang, I read that as Sweet wine and thought we were gonna have a garden party.

As for the vibes/man thing... Man wins ... However, when he's not around...

I do make a point of stop using a vibe when I'm involved with a guy, though... The level of stimulation a vibe gives is different from a man and I don't want to miss out on the man and his fingers or chin or you know whatever he happens to ... ummm

I lost my train of thought.



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 9:54:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

As for size, most vibrators aren't that thick and aren't really that long, besides, most women don't spend the entire time fucking themselves with it,

Dude.  You are hallucinating, here, okay?  They come in shapes and sizes and textures, and we make full use of them.  Full use.  It is also extra fun when a partner uses them on us. 

I made BSB give up that Hitachi though, she takes a LONG time to cum and even my tongue starts to get tired after the first hour or so. 

She takes a long time to come with the Hitachi?  Dang.  I admire that level of stamina!  I also admire discretion, and I am glad that no one that I am with comes out here to discuss my details with the public.  Just saying.


Not stamina.  It's annoying really.. A good friend of mine (male) and I are forming a Masterbators Anonymous group b/c we are convinced we messed ourselves up with decades of incessant masterbation!
And about the discretion? I'm an open book.  I posted things like that about myself long before I ever met Michael!  If I ever had any issue with it and communicated to him that discretion was an important issue to me things would be different.  My feelings are very important to him..



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 9:56:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hizgeorgiapeach
Uh....... Michael ....... while your sub other half might have fantasies of such sort while using a vibe... please, don't make the mistake of thinking that it's what the majority of us have while using them....

(and yes... I really DO prefer the company of a good vibrator in bed to that of a person.... )  

Not exactly.. The fantasies I have are against TOS here..



CalifChick -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 10:05:08 AM)

I tend to like both at once (I'm selfish like that), or intermittently.  Like when he needs a break and I don't.  Then there is the whole visual of watching me with it (see I'm not selfish after all) while my eyes roll back and I look at the inside of my skull.


Cali



windchymes -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 10:11:52 AM)

A man should NEVER feel threatened by a vibrator. 

After all, it can't buy us dinner first.



tsatske -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 10:16:58 AM)

Not that wierd, twilight.
Generally, when I am in a relationship, I end up owning a Mamoth. Those things tend to be chosen by men, when they are the ones doing the shopping. I don't know why.
Left to my own devices, when selecting devices, I prefer ones that fit into neat little tubes the size of a pack of lifesavors.
I also do not care for having a tongue used on me, there - not by men, anyway.
But I would generally prefer a man any day over a vibe - although I agree with Lucy on what they are good for. That, and curing menstral cramps. (aren't you guys glad you asked?)
I don't like the idea of handing a vibe to a Dominant man - He'll be wanting to still have the thing on high, long after I am numb, probably after i start bleeding or something. Damn Doms.



LaTigresse -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 10:18:36 AM)

using fast reply.........

I am going to add my own variance......Option Z.) a woman/ or women(cuz I am greedy like that), vibrator/s, other misc toys.

edited to add.......Now as for afterwards, I want my own king sized bed, in my freezing cold bedroom, with my down comforter and pillows and the whole bed to myself (........and two or three dogs and 1 cat...) because I hate cuddling when I am trying to sleep. I also rather enjoy the howl of the wind and coyotes (in lieu of wolves here in Iowa ) and find the sound of them comforting.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 10:28:07 AM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

A man should NEVER feel threatened by a vibrator. 

After all, it can't buy us dinner first.


but the vibrator doesnt have to stop during sex just to go to the bathroom.
there is the battery issue...though with a new battery you wont have to be concerned about it stopping for anything.



SimplyMichael -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 11:10:07 AM)

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I also do not care for having a tongue used on me, there - not by men, anyway.


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That, and curing menstral cramps. (aren't you guys glad you asked?)


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I don't like the idea of handing a vibe to a Dominant man - He'll be wanting to still have the thing on high, long after I am numb, probably after i start bleeding or something. Damn Doms.


Some of you are SERIOUSLY dating the wrong men!  Many men are quite adept at pleasuring a woman orally and there are many of us who have long had our red wings.

This thread makes me so sad for both the women AND the men.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised, a lesbian I know who owns a great sex toy shop in town told me she had a WOMAN come in the other day who didn't know where her clit was.   It is all just very very sad.



CalifChick -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 11:23:35 AM)

I, on the other hand, have just reaffirmed that I have been dating the RIGHT men.  Indeed.  Yessirreeebob.


Cali



stella41b -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 12:18:41 PM)

Batteries don't vanish suddenly when you pick them off the stand in the store.

Personally I'd go for a vibe and a woman with squishy bits for cuddling.



suhlut -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 12:27:59 PM)

I have a adult toy box filled with every assortment of vibes possible.. (other then a hitachi..still dont have one of those)

I have enjoyed using them all, to a certain degree, but have always disliked the numbing caused from using them, which makes anything more then one orgasm much harder to achieve.. so they mostly sit in my box unused.

i am VERY multi, and so, i prefer my fingers for masturbation. Every now and then i like the full feeling of something, so instead of using a vibe, i'll just use one of my dildos, while i masturbate with fingers.

So, no, vibes are not my favorites.

As for competition against a man.. there is none, in my book. While i can't cum from penetration alone, having a cock ..nice n warm and ready.. just as i begin to cum..mmm nothing like that.



everhope -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 12:31:12 PM)

i agree with Michael. it is really sad that so many woman would prefer a vibe over a man. what about touch...what about intimacy...what about sharing a spiritual connection..wtf. no wonder so many men are fucking disgusted with women. this is such a strong statement of the condition of the world that woman would choose a piece of plastic or silicone over a human. seems so little is sacred anymore not even the human connection.
 
may we all find our bliss. 



Roselaure -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 12:35:43 PM)

Lovely, everhope.  Well said.  Vibrators are fine and dandy, but there is no substitute for the touch of a man I am attuned to.  The closeness, the intimacy, the (dare i say it?) love, cannot be matched or even approached by Hitachi.



TreasureKY -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 12:52:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope

... it is really sad that so many woman would prefer a vibe over a man. what about touch...what about intimacy...what about sharing a spiritual connection.


No, what is sad is that so many women have to live without touch, intimacy and spiritual connection... even when they do have a male partner. 

lol... And you wonder at mens' disgust with women?



Lucylastic -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 1:10:14 PM)

I dont think its that we prefer the vibes, we just have them for the quick, selfish O, Michael pointed out his tongue or cock doesnt go hyperstupid speed, I dont think theres a man out there that does. Its about the different sensations, plus it was mostly for laughs. I would sell all my toys for the touch of a good man(and thats a LOT Of toys).
BSB can I be a member of the masturbators anonymouse group please??
Those of you who made me squirmy with your descriptions of your enjoyment of a man, I drool in empathy.
As to choosing the right man, welll thats up to you, one of my favourite jokes is.
What is the difference between a clit and a remote control........ a man will look for the remote.
and just for more laughs, Ive had this on one of my websites for about ten years now, but I thought I would share.....
Why a dildo is better than a man
  • You can put a dildo in the drawer when you are done and it WILL BE THERE the next time you need him.
  • Dildo's do not care if you have six or seven of them at a time.
  • You do not have to buy condoms for him.
  • You never expect a dildo to call you back so you do not sit around and wait for the fucking phone to ring.
  • lf you get pissed off at the dildo and hack it off no one calls the cops. ( Just ask Lorena hehehehe)
  • lf a dildo gets tired all you have to do is shove an EverReady up his ass.
  • A dildo never says, " Honey you getting fat or what? " see # 5
  • A dildo never ask you to go get him a beer after he is done with you.
  • A dildo is ALWAYS HARD.
  • A dildo never needs a shave.
  • Once you are done you can leave him in you and he will stay there.
  • A dildo never asks " Was it good for you?" so you do not have to lie.
  • A dildo in a drawer is easier to explain that a lover in a closet.
  • A dildo never asks for a divorce because he has found a younger chick.
  • lf you break it during sex you can throw him out and go buy a new one.
  • You do not have to share your pot with him.
  • A dildo never wants to hog the remote.
  • A dildo never leaves the seat up.
  • A dildo IS smarter than most men!
  • If you share him with your best friend he will not sneak out behind you back and do her again.
  • You do not need to have a EPT test kit in the bathroom.
  • You can cut the balls off of a dildo to get him all the way in.
  • The dildo in the glove box never bitches about the way you drive.
  • Dildos never demand a blow job, by saying " Come on baby it is cleaner than my mouth."
  • A dildo will NEVER CUM IN YOUR MOUTH.
  • A dildo never says " Ah come on baby just let me put the head in your ass."
  • Getting real fucking drunk and waking up with a strange dildo in you is way better than waking with a strange man.
  • It is way better to catch your daughter playing with your dildo than your boyfriend.
  • You never have to name a kid after the U.S. Novelty Company.
  • An old dildo works just as good as a brand new one.
  • If your sister uses your dildo you can just wash it off and it will be good as new.
  • Dildos hardly ever win a court case and take half of everything you own.
  • If you take a dildo on vacation it is way easier to pack for.
  • Unless he is really huge, you do not have to buy a seat on the plane when you take him with you.
  • lf you get real busy and do not use him for a week or two he does not throw shit around the house and grumble or go out with the " boys"         

  • Please take it in the manner it was given, as a giggle and not a whine about a man not being  wonderful to have loving sex with.
    Lucy
  • Edited to fix smelling mistrakes



    • Twstdkinkerbell -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 1:30:49 PM)

    **Jaded and Bitter**

    I will take my toybox Vs. a man. 





    thornhappy -> RE: Men VS. The Vibrator. (8/2/2008 5:16:22 PM)

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    ORIGINAL: Roselaure

    Lovely, everhope.  Well said.  Vibrators are fine and dandy, but there is no substitute for the touch of a man I am attuned to.  The closeness, the intimacy, the (dare i say it?) love, cannot be matched or even approached by Hitachi.

    ...and vibrators can't kill spiders!

    thornhappy



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