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Sundowner -> Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:07:37 AM)

 

At last all the work pays off. The R&D budget was expensive; the JVC development team were devoted; the beta test volunteers were ... useful.

But now it's finished and we're moving to market implementation. Note that the model shown is the default; variations include options for "Kneel bitch", "Blowjob" and other items of your choice.

Of course your personal sub must be brought in for set-up, unless you wish to purchase the control with a pre-programmed sub (at extra cost).

We now need some new volunteers for final pre-release testing (both subs and doms).

The initial market launch will be in the UK but if we can overcome the trade agreement problems we'll be launching in the US very soon. And of course we need to decide pricing for Sub-Control.

(So sorry about the delay American ppl - for you in the meantime we still have the Sub-Influencer).




OTKkindaGirl -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:12:04 AM)

*gigglez*




CalifChick -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:13:08 AM)

*cough* Sundowner luv? You forgot to keep it simple.  You only need one button... "Be devoted to me".


Cali




KMsAngel -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:14:05 AM)

the sub control only had one sex related button. surely that's not right?




LadyRainfire -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:18:04 AM)

[8|]  And what about Canadian people?

(You always forget about us....)





sirsholly -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:18:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[8|]  And what about Canadian people?

(You always forget about us....)




we try




LadyRainfire -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:21:23 AM)

[sm=threadhijack.gif]


MR. SUNDOWNER!!!!!! HOLL-PARTS IS TRYING TO HIJACK YER FUNNY THREAD!!!!!


(You wish, just like we try to forget about yer mouthy klutziness, ass-holl!)

[sm=sodoff.gif]  [sm=slappy.gif]




Sundowner -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:23:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[sm=threadhijack.gif]


MR. SUNDOWNER!!!!!! HOLL-PARTS IS TRYING TO HIJACK YER FUNNY THREAD!!!!!


(You wish, just like we try to forget about yer mouthy klutziness, ass-holl!)

[sm=sodoff.gif]  [sm=slappy.gif]




Er ... no ... hijacks are usually totally irrelevant and often naff.  [;)]




KMsAngel -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:27:10 AM)

naff? please translate?




LadyRainfire -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:27:28 AM)

[sm=sad.gif]  Fine.  I see the way it is......

*sniffs*




sirsholly -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:28:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

[sm=sad.gif]  Fine.  I see the way it is......

*sniffs*


neener neener [sm=tongue.gif]





Sundowner -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:31:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

naff? please translate?

Definitions of naff on the Web:

  • laughable; ridiculous; useless.
    www.artistwd.com/joyzine/australia/strine/n.php


  • used in the same way as fuck in the 1970's BBC comedy Porridge ; has not been considered a swear word for decades, but is used routinely to ...
    infao5501.ag5.mpi-sb.mpg.de:8080/topx/archive


  • Naff is primarily British slang and some former British colonies. It has several meanings: * Something which is seen to be particularly "cheesy ...
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naff


  • Considered to be poor taste; Bad; tasteless; heterosexual
    en.wiktionary.org/wiki/naff







  • Sundowner -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:33:59 AM)

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: CalifChick

    *cough* Sundowner luv? You forgot to keep it simple.  You only need one button... "Be devoted to me".


    Cali



    No, no, no, no, no. All subs come with that essential quality built in. (Don't they? I thought mine did - I'd better check).




    LadyRainfire -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:34:22 AM)

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: sirsholly

    neener neener [sm=tongue.gif]


    [sm=offtopic.gif][sm=sodoff.gif][sm=ignore.gif]




    Sundowner -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:37:31 AM)

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

    the sub control only had one sex related button. surely that's not right?



    Ah. Tricky question. Sex and bdsm (and thus submission) can, quite easily, be separated. Our market researchers felt that a single generic sex button would suffice.

    But hey - if anyone's got any good alternative button labels we could use, bring it on.  [;)]




    KMsAngel -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:40:35 AM)

    ouch. hey! not there!

    sd, will you PLEASE stop poking and prodding me!




    KMsAngel -> RE: Ultimate Sub Control. At last all the work pays off ... (8/2/2008 6:44:57 AM)

    well cali's seems to encompass the psychological, the physical and emotional bases. i vote for her button




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