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Disadvantages of Camoflague - 11/17/2005 5:55:32 PM

ToServeIsToLive

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Three men join the army and are sent to a forested area for training. One day the drill sergeant tells them "Listen up! You three need to get in camoflague go into the forest and and stay completely still or you'll be shot!" So one man dress as a rock, another dresses as a bush, and the third dresses as a tree. After a few hours, the drill sergeant comes out to check on them. The rock and the bush were fine, but the tree was running all over the place screaming. The sergeant walks up to the tree and says "what the hell do you think you're doing I told you to stand still!" to which the tree shouts "When the dog pissed on me, I stood still. When the bird crapped on me, I stood still, but when the two squirels ran up my leg said 'we'll eat one now and save one for later', I was out of there."

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RE: Disadvantages of Camoflague - 11/17/2005 11:06:00 PM

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i know ,if i was a tree ,and ,everything-ELSE pissed, and ,shat, on me; i'd be pissed ,at the dom.; like the time i was a bed, and, the dog was ,on me ,and, i DID'NT KNOW- WHAT- I WAS BEING STILL ,AND ,CREAMIN' ,TO....OH' YA SURE: I could be a bed ,and, come, but ,could'nt see she left me, to the dogs!,and ,JUST A LITTLE UNIQUE CULTURE JOKE HERE,BUT,YOU HAVE ,TO REMEMBER this,BEFORE YOU CAMO-DOWN;
they'll ,ALWAYS be ANIMALS TRYING ,TO COLLECT 'NUTS', if you really don't look like a rock; a tree, or a bush....
,and, you ,especially wanna be good ,AND, still ,in your camo ;you don't want everyone stopping ,and, saying:" hey ,thats nuts- aint it harry?!"....,and, every NUT- collector ,of every species comes running ,up your legs while you're ,just laying down; looking ,up.

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