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Strong as a Chicken


Yes
  47% (8)
No
  11% (2)
Stronger
  41% (7)


Total Votes : 17
(last vote on : 2/6/2006 1:32:05 PM)
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FangsNfeet -> Strong as a Chicken (11/18/2005 5:16:56 AM)

Are you as strong as a chicken?


Throw down a coin and see if you can pick it up with your pecker.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/18/2005 12:25:17 PM)

A bit of superglue ought to fix the oversight on Mother Nature's part...




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/18/2005 5:42:24 PM)

Yes, I am. And I grew a pecker specifically for that purpose. Picking up... coins.




ToServeIsToLive -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/19/2005 3:24:50 PM)

i can pick up dimes with my feet does that count? i can also throw them with my feet fairly accurately...




FangsNfeet -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/20/2005 8:53:15 PM)

quote:

i can pick up dimes with my feet does that count? i can also throw them with my feet fairly accurately...



Chickens can do that with there feet too. So feet wise you are as strong if not stronger than a chicken.




mnottertail -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/20/2005 8:56:06 PM)

I have always had this fantasy that somebody would make safes with a rooster head on the end so I could peck 'em in the head with it...

is that common?

LMAO,
Ron




girl4you2 -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/20/2005 9:08:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

Are you as strong as a chicken?

Throw down a coin and see if you can pick it up with your pecker.

i've not got a pecker, but i know some pricks; do they count?




FangsNfeet -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/20/2005 9:23:50 PM)

quote:

i've not got a pecker, but i know some pricks; do they count?


Sure why not. Just be sure to let us know if these pricks are as stronger, as strong, or weaker than a chicken.




MrThorns -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/21/2005 12:12:09 PM)

Is it cheating if you use a wad of chewing gum on the tip?

Can you get extra credit for being able to hang a towel?

~Thorns




girl4you2 -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/21/2005 9:32:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

quote:

i've not got a pecker, but i know some pricks; do they count?


Sure why not. Just be sure to let us know if these pricks are as stronger, as strong, or weaker than a chicken.

ballot so cast




FangsNfeet -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/22/2005 3:20:34 AM)

quote:

Is it cheating if you use a wad of chewing gum on the tip?

Can you get extra credit for being able to hang a towel?


Using a wad of chewing gum sounds legal to me. Your sub might like the extra flavor anyways.

And yes you can get extra credit for hanging a towel if it's first picked up off the floor just like the coin.




candystripper -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/26/2005 5:59:25 AM)

LOL; i love the fascination Men have with their cocks...writing their names in snow, etc. i'm a bit mystified as to how -- unaided by glue or gum -- a Man would pick up a coin with His cock...but i'm dying to know the answer.

candystripper




FangsNfeet -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/27/2005 7:50:51 PM)

quote:

LOL; i love the fascination Men have with their cocks...writing their names in snow, etc. i'm a bit mystified as to how -- unaided by glue or gum -- a Man would pick up a coin with His cock...but i'm dying to know the answer.


One way would be to scoot the coin up against the wall and force a scoop. Another would require one to take his cock, point it down in the opposite in erected direction, use the tip of the head to catch to coin to lift, and then placeing the cock on the falling side of the coin to make the catch. Thumping the coin on the tip with your cock dose cause a slight possibility of flipping the coin as well.




Aileen68 -> RE: Strong as a Chicken (11/27/2005 7:57:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

quote:

LOL; i love the fascination Men have with their cocks...writing their names in snow, etc. i'm a bit mystified as to how -- unaided by glue or gum -- a Man would pick up a coin with His cock...but i'm dying to know the answer.


One way would be to scoot the coin up against the wall and force a scoop. Another would require one to take his cock, point it down in the opposite in erected direction, use the tip of the head to catch to coin to lift, and then placeing the cock on the falling side of the coin to make the catch. Thumping the coin on the tip with your cock dose cause a slight possibility of flipping the coin as well.


And do you practice these techniques often? The visuals running through my head right now are really amusing.




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