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RE: Bra Shopping - 8/10/2008 1:55:22 PM   
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RE: Bra Shopping - 8/12/2008 11:36:48 AM   
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This reminds me. 


I went to Victoria's secret. (and was really the last time.)   And asked to have my girls mesured for a new holder.   :)


The dumb bitch goes over the little head piece.  

Do we have a 34 demi-cup in "D" as in dog.   

I'm sure she didn't think much of it.  However,  That was just a turn off.  You go in looking for something sexy and you have someone say DOG.  

I turned around and walked looked for a manager.   "Pardon me.  Could you please change your  letter sounds like.    Perhaps.  "D" as in Diva. And not Dog.    B as in Beautiful. 

Yeah.  Maybe I'm a  little...would it be shy.  Or just polite.  Or just plum off her rocker. 


Anyhoo. 
Icky memory. 

BUT VERY CUTE JOKE!    ;)     Game on!!!






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RE: Bra Shopping - 8/12/2008 11:39:37 AM   
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quote:

Holtzemfromfloppen
quote:

ORIGINAL: Naira

Actually, German for "bra" is "Bustenhalter"..."bust holder"






Holtzemfromfloppen  

Lulz.  

Hold them from floppen.   ;)  


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RE: Bra Shopping - 8/12/2008 11:09:26 PM   
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Great joke you guys!  Anyone here take someone into the dressing room with them to adjust all straps and cups and snaps? 
 
And ever notice that two types of women tend to work the lingere section, either older and matronly or young and poured into their clothes?

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