Emperor1956
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FR: Oh they are very sexy. Curvy, fecund, full of pheremones and hormones. Walking, talking proof of sexuality, sensuality and life-affirmation. What could make a man more aroused? UNTIL you come home to find her sitting in the middle of the living room, sobbing that she's ugly, she'll never be able to eat solid food again, and she'll never fit into anything other than the tent you used to go camping in. Then she gets that murderous gleam in her eye and starts muttering about "cutting it OFF so this will NEVER EVER HAPPEN AGAIN". This is why Ben & Jerry's and Portillo's chocolate cake were invented. I remember thinking at one point that praying mantis males had it easy -- they got to fuck and get their heads chopped off immediately thereafter! But really...I love pregnant women, and the results. E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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