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everhope -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:37:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: everhope
it daintly picks up the Rorschach's and places in the basket, Sir.


Greenskeepers - Lotion (Youtube)
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So what do your Rorschach cum spots look like baby?
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the second squirting measured approx.12 inches x 6 inches in an irregular oval shape with a a very distinctive third eye. thinking, Sir this new found ability of squirting is giving me some ideas for a new art form...lol      




lucivar -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 9:20:08 AM)

DAMN that crazy whacked out old fart [sm=buddies.gif]




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 10:10:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
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ORIGINAL: everhope
it daintly picks up the Rorschach's and places in the basket, Sir.

Greenskeepers - Lotion (Youtube)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So what do your Rorschach cum spots look like baby?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

the second squirting measured approx.12 inches x 6 inches in an irregular oval shape with a a very distinctive third eye. thinking, Sir this new found ability of squirting is giving me some ideas for a new art form...lol 

If you do start making orgasm art, make sure that you send some into Ripley’s believe it or not.  Just last night I saw a show that featured barf art.  If they’ll televise barf art I’m sure they’ll televise your Rorschach organism art.




everhope -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 10:49:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
If you do start making orgasm art, make sure that you send some into Ripley’s believe it or not.  Just last night I saw a show that featured barf art.  If they’ll televise barf art I’m sure they’ll televise your Rorschach organism art.


i'll remember this when i get it perfected.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 11:53:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lucivar
DAMN that crazy whacked out old fart [sm=buddies.gif]

You may have a point there about being whacked out and old.  I started dating again recently and this young little vanilla girl jumped into my jaws… I had mentioned a little bit about the whips and chains, tying her up as a maiden in distress and having my way with her.  She really liked the idea of being held helpless and forced to do things she had previously only fantasized about.

However, in my pursuit of her fantasies, I forgot to mention there was a big red steel cage in my bedroom.  I confess I was a little drunk and perhaps I was being a bit forgetful.  On the other hand, you may be right bro… I’m just getting old and little whacked out around the edges.  I’ve never endangered myself like that before.  You should have seen her face when she saw the cage and blurted our something about Jeffrey Dahmer.

It all worked out rather well in the end but you might be getting old when you forget to tell a very young and impressionable vanilla you have steel cage next to the bed.




lucivar -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 9:11:39 PM)

LOL you cant go around messing with the vanilla chicks like that dude.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 9:27:20 PM)

I cant believe I was so freaked out and I actually did that much less posted it in a BDSM forum... my rep is ruined.  I haven't done vanilla since before you were 12 years old.. ...well, there was that one chic in band camp. 




WyldHrt -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/7/2008 9:43:44 PM)

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I forgot to mention there was a big red steel cage in my bedroom.

LMAO, the look on her face must have been rather priceless. That's what you get for playing with nillas, RS.

BTW, you have mail.




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