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The Knob - 8/6/2008 11:06:01 AM   
AquarianMale53


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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her  about a new procedure  called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the  top  of the  woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin  and  produce  the effect of a brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.'


Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

 After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. 'All these years, everything has been working just fine.   I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:


First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.


The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'

  She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.'
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RE: The Knob - 8/7/2008 10:32:37 AM   
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lol to funny

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RE: The Knob - 8/7/2008 5:34:31 PM   
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RE: The Knob - 8/7/2008 8:18:35 PM   
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That was fucking terrible, got any more ?

T

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RE: The Knob - 8/7/2008 10:02:37 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

That was fucking terrible, got any more ?

T


Just for you T ...

The Fertile Woman   She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."

  One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"

  The friend replied, "I think he means her legs"

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RE: The Knob - 8/7/2008 11:55:58 PM   
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ha ha ha ha
funny again.



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RE: The Knob - 8/8/2008 11:36:58 AM   
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Hehehehehehehehe

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