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138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 2:54:49 PM   
Prinsexx


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Status: offline 		I ACTUALLY got an email from someone telling me he wated to show me the 138 ways for me to be a slave....
What are they? There might be 600 for all i know....any suggestions....
Answers on a post card please.......


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 2:55:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		dammit, now I have the BEatles running through my head, Prinny... 

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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 2:56:05 PM   
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2. Give head
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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:01:13 PM   
Prinsexx


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

dammit, now I have the BEatles running through my head, Prinny... 

which one?
i got Simon and Garfunkels 50 ways to leave a  a lover
you know the line
Just slip out the back Jack


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:18:10 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:19:01 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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there, thats what was missing... send me an im if ya can


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:21:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		He's off by 10... it's "128 Slave Rules". 



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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:36:50 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol, some of those rules had me laughing out loud!   i wouldn't make it around the block with a lot of those.

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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:38:41 PM   
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Rule #2:  Put out.

Seems easy...


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:42:49 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hehe I was involved with someone for a short while that wanted me to read and memorize these rules and to obey by them. He also wanted to send me to a "slave bootcamp" because I fell so short... Hrrmp

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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 3:56:19 PM   
slavegirljoy


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Status: offline 		How to be a slave? 
Let me count the ways.........too many to count..........they are infinite.....
 
But, there is only One Rule in my Master's home:  Do what He says.
 
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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 4:07:39 PM   
Prinsexx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

He's off by 10... it's "128 Slave Rules". 



Cali


I thought the guy was just dicalculiac.......


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 4:11:18 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		question...if  my mouth is supposed to be refered to as a cunt at all times, then what the hell is my tongue supposed to be called?

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 4:13:42 PM   
Prinsexx


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Status: offline 		Rule 8; Keep a journal for yourself to work through what you are feeling as
you progress towards and through the relationship you want and are in.
Well whad'ya know i've been doing it for years
then the d types says:
wow most of you're writing is way above my head....
like wtf?




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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 4:15:44 PM   
Prinsexx


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ORIGINAL: christine1

question...if  my mouth is supposed to be refered to as a cunt at all times, then what the hell is my tongue supposed to be called?

you mean you still got a tongue in your head?

and any teeth left?

bloody hell......


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 4:18:34 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

...then what the hell is my tongue supposed to be called?


If he's politically conservative then I believe it's referred to as "freedom flesh"...


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/9/2008 4:20:16 PM   
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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/10/2008 2:18:35 PM   
Prinsexx


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ORIGINAL: impishlilhellcat

Hehe I was involved with someone for a short while that wanted me to read and memorize these rules and to obey by them. He also wanted to send me to a "slave bootcamp" because I fell so short... Hrrmp

 Rule 1. Prin's book
BUY HEELS........black ones, never let me down yet.....


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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/10/2008 2:52:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		i couldn't finish them, i got bored.  should anyone ask my "rules", they're simple.  honesty, respect, obedience and maintain a good sense of humor, life is too short to be so concerned with rules.  we can roll with whatever life throws at us if we're less rigid and more able to laugh, even at ourselves.
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RE: 138 ways to be a slave - 8/10/2008 5:07:10 PM   
Lumus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

which one?
i got Simon and Garfunkels 50 ways to leave a  a lover
you know the line
Just slip out the back Jack


I think it's,

Slip in the back crack
call out for more, whore
you don't need to be young and hung
but a brain is key
So hang from the ropes, Hope
you won't need to be touched much
we even got fuzzy pink cuffs
but where's the damn key...?



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