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Vendaval -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/14/2008 6:08:23 PM)
And it was not like he had a negotiated, consensual situation either. My favorite part, he worked with the girl friend and they would go out in his van in the parking lot! quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl a wife and gf on the side - damn, he's busy!

pixidustpet -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/14/2008 7:17:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire And there is the ever popular "I am you SLAVE, I wll do anything you tell me to do." So I respond, good, I am telling you to go away and leave me alone. Lets see how well you obey. DV but its funnier when they cant spell slave and claim to be your SALVE. [sm=oops.gif] kitten

kittysBigBadWulf -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/14/2008 7:43:49 PM)
Someone sent me a message a loooooooong time ago saying damn how many double chins do you have like 6? I sent him back a reply with how many people are you poisining with your ciggarett in that dinner, and he never replied lol. Opps this is Yourhandmyass, Dunno why it insists on keeping me logged into Daddy's account

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/14/2008 9:26:22 PM)
Fox reminded me of one where he got an email asking him to be some guy's DOMME The guy was willing to recruit Fox Money Piggies and everything, and have buy him all the fetishwear he could want, if he would be this subs MISTRESS In hindsight, we should have agreed...

Subcupcak3pr1nc3ss -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/16/2008 10:17:43 PM)
worst one i ever ever got was : I like your mohawk have you ever had a dom pull that hair and ride you like the horse you are.I am a dominant of so many years I am the best dom you'll ever find on this site. Also I don't believe in condoms. I believe that if you are gifted with giving birth to my child depending if your a good cum slut or not i'll let you keep it. I allow my slaves to keep at least one of their children while giving them to couples that can't provid children of their own. hit me back at (1-800-are youkiddingme?) I was so angry when I got this email that I pretty much took a month or two off on collarme.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/16/2008 10:31:53 PM)
Was the email dated April 1st??? crosses fingers....grasping at the only plausible excuse i could think of

BlackPhx -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/18/2008 2:33:47 PM)
Nah there's always one who buys into the Porn books and slave ring crap. poenkitten

leakylee -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/18/2008 9:57:06 PM)
the standard idoit ones are the ones that somehow think that the local tourism package includes post mouse family play with local subby. but the best all out one i have recieved was from creepy dude that offered me cash to shave my head. this one may not sound all that far out, compared with some of the idoicy we get, but my hair. damnn that totally creeped me, and helped me find a brand new hard limit. smooches lee

Vendaval -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/19/2008 12:18:57 AM)
LMAO! [sm=biggrin.gif] quote: ORIGINAL: DiurnalVampire Fox reminded me of one where he got an email asking him to be some guy's DOMME The guy was willing to recruit Fox Money Piggies and everything, and have buy him all the fetishwear he could want, if he would be this subs MISTRESS In hindsight, we should have agreed...

angelicbitch -> RE: Worst lines anyone ever sent you. (8/19/2008 12:31:43 AM)
I got a message the other night * Friday I think* and it was a pick of a dudes lil wang. The message said "do you think i have a small penis?" It was small.. I wrote back and said ummm yes I do ... don't send me picks of your member asking me what I think of it. You won't like the response you get. Told him my cat was hung better. He replied back that my comment was rude... Gee Ya Think ?? Peace Angelic

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