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sirsholly -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 11:24:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Rule

Because I do not have the nonsensical urges to shave my armpits, my legs and paint my face and do elaborate things with my hair.


ahh...proves my hypothesis.



Lashra -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 11:32:28 AM)

I love being a woman because:

1) I don't have enough body hair that I resemble a mangy ape.
2) With said body hair as a woman I have the freedom to get rid of it,
however males enslaved by the "macho code"  cannot do so (even though most
I've spoken too would love too).
3) I don't worry about the embarrassment of an erection poking the front of my pants
out while Im out in public.
4) I love being a woman because we can be logical and emotional, without fear of
being laughed at.
5) To me being a woman means being free, men unfortunately have enslaved themselves to the "macho code".

I could go on and on but I've got stuff to do.

~Lashra



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 12:48:21 PM)

I love being a woman because:
 
1. when I talk about molesticating other women, it's considered hot
2. corsets!
3. I can wear 3 necklaces and 30 bracelets without looking like a lounge lizard
4. I don't have to pay for drinks unless I want to
5. I love seeing the stupified look on the faces of men who underestimated me just because I have bewbage
6. owning more than 2 pairs of shoes is expected rather than "metrosexual"
7. I can indulge my velvet fetish without looking like a lounge lizard
 
 



everhope -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 2:07:11 PM)

 
that i am comfortable in feeling vulnerable...most of the time.
my tits, ass and cunt make being a girl an extremely pleasant experience also. 



beargonewild -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 2:27:27 PM)

a) I like my dangly bits
b) I don't have to pay for drinks most times when I go out
c) I can ignore the "macho" code




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 2:32:07 PM)

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b) I don't have to pay for drinks most times when I go out


so when the bartender puts the drink down you use your beard to cover the drink up and the bartender thinks he never gave you a drink so you get away without having to pay?



beargonewild -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 2:39:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

quote:


b) I don't have to pay for drinks most times when I go out


so when the bartender puts the drink down you use your beard to cover the drink up and the bartender thinks he never gave you a drink so you get away without having to pay?



Nah, I just wear my tight jeans and guys just rush to buy my drinks for me! 



Tantriqu -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 2:52:19 PM)

Three little words:

G-spot orgasms



batshalom -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 2:54:20 PM)

I'm in it for the cute panties.



GreedyTop -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 3:04:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

PMS gave me an EXCUSE for being a B**tch. Now that that's gone......uh........[sm=confused.gif] I'll get back to you.

On a different note..........Monkey, this is from TJ.................>>[sm=stickineye.gif]


aww... right back at him :D



hejira92 -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 3:46:02 PM)

- I got to experience giving birth to three amazing people.
- I regularly (thank you, Master) experience multiple orgasms.
- I can play with these breasts anytime I want.
- I can well up with tears in public with no social sanctions.
- I can sing torch songs, wearing sexy little things, sitting atop a piano and not have to be in South Beach.
- I can multitask.
- Did I mention the multiple orgasms?



cjan -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 4:00:12 PM)

I love being a man becase I can fart and belch whenever I wanna, I love to skeer girls with snakes and other slimy, creepy critters, the girly parts thang, I enjoy the clanging, musical sound my balls make as I swagger about, and 'cause I can spit farther than any girl.

The negatives  are the multiple O thang, and, oh yea, once I lost $20 to a whore in a waterfront bar in Barcelona who bet me she could piss higher on the wall in the alley. Yup, watch out for that one fellas !



CalifChick -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 4:06:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

musical sound my balls make as I swagger about


I was wondering why you had those quarters taped to your balls... so they can clink together!  I got it now!


Cali
(was too skeered to ask)



GreedyTop -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 4:09:59 PM)

*beverage spew*



Shadow-tiger -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 4:34:27 PM)

The bestest thing about bein' a guy has got to be admiring all those crazy woman. Especially little things like the Cali Moments.

That and I can even look good in a manly color like lime green, ha!



CalifChick -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 4:35:14 PM)

OMG, "Cali Moments"... LOL!!!!!



Cali



masamichi -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 4:36:16 PM)

i like being a woman because i am more emotional. i also like it because its easy to get  laid...laughs



cravesdom -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 5:46:31 PM)

Multiple orgasms!



DiurnalVampire -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/12/2008 5:51:39 PM)

I love being a woman becasue I can act like a man and dress like a man, but still smell like a woman and still look like a woman. I I feel like wearing a button up shirt, unbuttoned half way and tied up around my middle, I can. I can fix my car while I am dressed that way, which always gets some of the greatest looks.
I can wear halter tops, and short skirts and still turn heads when I walk down the street.

DV



sirsholly -> RE: Why do you like being a woman? or a man? (8/13/2008 4:27:48 AM)

motherhood[:)]



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