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Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 4:01:49 PM   
mnottertail


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Don't make any difference what it is.

In fact, it is so common that it has been posted on CM before.

Billions of people in the world, bound to be at least two with the same idea.

Use the search function here and you will see just how common it is.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 4:26:27 PM   
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here ,on forum?
....,and ,how can you get any replys ,to this post,if no one knows what "it " is....
what's common?
your graphic? still the nicest ;most, inigmatic ; animation posted,that i see ???????

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 4:36:00 PM   
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I had a slave who would just SEETHE when I said that!

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 4:39:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

There is no such thing as original thought.


I thought that thought first.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 4:39:59 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		The graphic is one of CollarMe's it is just buried a little deeper in the list. This is one of the reasons that I chose it. You have to do a little work to get the good stuff. Marshall McLuhan espoused in his famous dissertation containing the "medium is the message" that with the media doing everything for you, you only become a passive observer. I am wont to fuck with the media, work it over if I can. I buy into that assumption and therefore; I pretty much buy the deal. Perhaps more of my posts will make sense now. Then again, probably not.............LOL.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 7:10:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have met a Dom that wants to assign me a serial number and then insert an electromagnetic microchip in the back of my neck. I will then roll myself in Karo corn syrup followed by a blend of peanut butter, glitter, and fuschia colored manufactured feathers . At that point I will be auctioned off at Baptist Christmas bazar with proceeds benefiting a local orphanage. Is that common? I'll be wedged between a handcrafted quilt and gift jars of apple butter, so is there a certain protocol I should follow as I am examined by my potential purchasers?

Thanks in advance for your advice.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 7:17:10 PM   
mnottertail


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Are Amish Dom's common?........

LOL,
Ron
edited to add: upon review, tho, it was a puce or mauve color that he had in mind for the feathers I couldn't quite follow the logic, so indeed this is totally new.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 7:26:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		If it's crunchy peanut butter, the Official Submissive Handbook (Published in 2003 by the Official Afficionados of Official Submissive Behavior) suggests that one should bend over backwards, exposing the corn syrup-coated labia majora, with both heels slightly raised.

If it's honey peanut butter, the OSH (Published in 1989 by the OAoOSB) requires that one kneel with one's eyebrows lifted but pupils facing southward. The Master or Dom is required to bring a compass so as to ensure that the submissive is not accidently facing southwestward, as this would immediately lower her value by at least 20 dollars (plus the cost of inflation).

If the submissive is coated in Skippy Extra Creamy, he or she is worth about nine-tenths of her/his original purchase price, as quoted in the Official Submissive Handbook 1991 Blue Book Slave Auction Guide, complied by Master Lord of the Corn Husk and Mistress Black Goddess Elivra the 3rd.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 7:39:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KittenWithaTwist
If it's crunchy peanut butter, the Official Submissive Handbook (Published in 2003 by the Official Afficionados of Official Submissive Behavior) suggests that one should bend over backwards, exposing the corn syrup-coated labia majora, with both heels slightly raised.


Oh, dear I have never fathomed that paragraph, now did it say should or must? This distinction is important to me, since I neither desire to appear vacuuous or vapid.

The truth be told I have been using an alternative sucrose product, obviously not knowing any better and would hate the thought of being exposed publicly as a poseur or wanker...

Please advise...

Well Met,
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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 7:59:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		It depends on the season. Post Labor Day alternative sucrose products are common with the cooler temperatures. You can use them until the third Tuesday in April when it is common to revert back to a purer sucrose substance for the warmer temperatures. Now remember that these are reversed in the southern hemisphere. Also a reminder in the equatorial regions with the year round warm temperature no alternate substances are allowed.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 8:07:21 PM   
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And I would insist on Jif. That is a hard limit for me.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 8:10:42 PM   
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If it's crunchy peanut butter, the Official Submissive Handbook (Published in 2003 by the Official Afficionados of Official Submissive Behavior) suggests that one should bend over backwards, exposing the corn syrup-coated labia majora, with both heels slightly raised.


According to the New and Improved Official Submissive Handbook, scheduled for release in early 2006, they no longer approve the use of peanut butter. After analyzing results compiled during a month long testing period it has been determined that although the peanut butter was not originally planned for consumption, people are consuming it in large quantities. This has caused an alarming increase in carbohydrate consumption. Most peanut butters have 12 grams of carbohydrates per 2 TBSP serving. As we all know it takes approximately 642 TBSP's to completely cover the average submissive. Should the entire covering of peanut butter be consumed by one individual they would be consuming 3852 grams of carbohydrates, which has been determined to be a "lethal" carb count.
Testing is under way to find an acceptable SUBstitute for the peanut butter, and volunteers are still being sought. Contact your local dungeon for more details.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 8:16:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Detmastered

It depends on the season. Post Labor Day alternative sucrose products are common with the cooler temperatures. You can use them until the third Tuesday in April when it is common to revert back to a purer sucrose substance for the warmer temperatures. Now remember that these are reversed in the southern hemisphere. Also a reminder in the equatorial regions with the year round warm temperature no alternate substances are allowed.

this is the unofficial version according to the translation of queen janie, submissive to god james. the true reading referred to september 2nd, and the intent was to use a saltier product, so that the winter harvest would prove a sweet alternative to the harshness of winter. easily overlooked.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 8:27:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		According to my research, the Submissives And Dominants Against Peanut Products Seeking Alternative Products Like Soybeans (SAD APPS PLS), have formerly banned the use of Auctionary Peanut Butter due to an alarming rise in overly dependent slaves taste-testing their possible fem thirds and thus, dropping dead.

Unfortunately, a very bad SAM forgot to submit the formal ban to the New Official Submissive Handbook for 2006, so a laminated flyer will be sent to each and every registered member of the BDSM community, worldwide.

The SAD APPS PLS group asks for your support during this difficult time. We need slaves to come out to our location in Bumfukk, North Dakota to lick stamps, seal envelopes, and serve as writing desks. We promise to treat them like scum.

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 8:41:28 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		It is obvious that you come from different factions. He of the king james versions and you of some heathen matriarchal (fuck, I couldn't even spell that on a good day) based wiccan society, which means that according to the "Old Guard" handbook, and the subsequent 'european slavery house of Rothschild' bull, we must now rattle sabers and gird loins and prepare for the doom that is about to overcome and consume the One and True and O/ooooooohs and A/aaaaaahs way of yore.

But, and this may be something entirely new here folks, we could pretend that this kinda thing is fairly common, and many people are pretty normal that think things which are not written in history books or The Observer or the Republic or the Boyscout Handbook, or even whispered in the hallowed halls of Oxford University by the holder of the Lucasian Chair of Mathematics..............

I like the creamy peanut butter, I don't care for most sweets, I am a computer geek, I live a pretty average life (aoyIhtls/mt) (translation: and oh, yeah I have this little sex/mindset thing) and I am not alone.

But enough of that tripe......
So is it common to have people yank your chain? Is it common to have submissive feelings? Is it common to have dominant feelings? is it common to feel that you are the ONLY one who could possibly feel like this? is it common when you are new and scared to be taken advantage of? is it common that you will wise up over time?

Do people do this or is this real? Is there a quick manual I can read so I dont make mistakes or live a human life? Is there a shortcut to my life?

What is this search shit on here anyway? Seems too good to be true and I been fucked over, if I had this to do all over again, I think I would have asked why it says vanilla next to my name and never had a profile on here or communicated in any fashion about this, before running off and letting 'er buck.

I mean I kinda remember the first love I had, she was new on this site, and I said on your knees bitch, and she just disappeared.....now what kinda shit is that? Don't you think that's a little rude?

and so on.....

Ron

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 9:06:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: KittenWithaTwist

According to my research, the Submissives And Dominants Against Peanut Products Seeking Alternative Products Like Soybeans (SAD APPS PLS), have formerly banned the use of Auctionary Peanut Butter due to an alarming rise in overly dependent slaves taste-testing their possible fem thirds and thus, dropping dead.

Unfortunately, a very bad SAM forgot to submit the formal ban to the New Official Submissive Handbook for 2006, so a laminated flyer will be sent to each and every registered member of the BDSM community, worldwide.

The SAD APPS PLS group asks for your support during this difficult time. We need slaves to come out to our location in Bumfukk, North Dakota to lick stamps, seal envelopes, and serve as writing desks. We promise to treat them like scum.



Just a thought here, kids.....this may be the reason the earlier posters dom wanted the electrical implant.......obviously a very caring and concerned person.....I mean if the subs keep fucking it up like that and you have these post production snafus. the 'old guard' ways of electronic monitoring may have a comeback potiential here. Now, I am not saying that this is true......hell, I hardly even skimmed this post, before I decided to ring in with my wisdom, but all I am saying is caution, and reserve.........

Frankly, it may be way to early to take a wait-and-see attitude, here.

Ron

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/20/2005 11:19:47 PM   
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Marshall McLuhan espoused in his famous dissertation containing the "medium is the message" that with the media doing everything for you, you only become a passive observer. I am wont to fuck with the media, work it over if I can. I buy into that assumption and therefore; I pretty much buy the deal. Perhaps more of my posts will make sense now.


I have been waiting since the first post I read of yours for an explanation of wtf you mean. Thanks for the explanation. Nicely said. Not that you care, bless you (non religious sense) I can stop wondering :-).

D (owner of j)

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RE: Is it common?... - 11/21/2005 11:29:15 AM   
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail


Are Amish Dom's common?........




Why yes...yes they are. In fact, I was just having a sit down with Master Ezekiel and Sir Lord GrandPoohbah Jebediah and they were discussing how BDSM has affected the naming of various Amish towns.

Blue Ball, PA
Intercourse, PA
Mount Joy, PA

And I think Sir Lord GrandPoohbah Jebediah mentioned something about a Flogging Leather Fisting Bitch, PA.

~Thorns


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RE: Is it common?... - 11/21/2005 1:29:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MrThorns


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail


Are Amish Dom's common?........




Why yes...yes they are. In fact, I was just having a sit down with Master Ezekiel and Sir Lord GrandPoohbah Jebediah and they were discussing how BDSM has affected the naming of various Amish towns.

Blue Ball, PA
Intercourse, PA
Mount Joy, PA

And I think Sir Lord GrandPoohbah Jebediah mentioned something about a Flogging Leather Fisting Bitch, PA.

~Thorns



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RE: Is it common?... - 11/21/2005 3:33:16 PM   
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In fact, it is so common that it has been posted on CM before.


If this is about my bisexuality thread....



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