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Not Always Right - 8/13/2008 10:48:41 AM

enerage

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http://notalwaysright.com/

A friend showed me this last night. Basically it's a collection of hilarious incidents/conversations held at various work places. Some of them are really funny!

For you computer people that know bash.org, this is like the real-life version of it!

Here's a good one:

http://notalwaysright.com/kids-this-is-what-we-call-scapegoating/1042

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Kids, This Is What We Call “Scapegoating”
Retail | Orange, CA, USA

Kid: “Mommy, I want this candy!”

Mom: “No, you can’t have the candy. Put it back.”

Kid: “I WANT THIS CANDY!”

Mom: “You can’t have it!”

Kid: “I WANT THIS CANDY!”

(At this point, the mom takes the candy from the kid and hands it to me.)

Mom: *points at me* “The bad man took the candy! You can’t have it because the bad man took it!”

Kid: *in tears* “Why did you take the candy?!”

Me: *speechless*

Haha, gold

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RE: Not Always Right - 8/13/2008 3:27:24 PM

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oh thats horrible. why would you steal candy from a little kid, you horrible horrible man?

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RE: Not Always Right - 8/13/2008 4:06:21 PM

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I really liked the last one at that web site. The idiot husband that put his mistress as a valid user of his movie rental account.

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RE: Not Always Right - 8/13/2008 6:31:33 PM

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LOVED this one (it's on page 18.... yeah, it's slow at work tonight,,.LOL)

(The zoo sells these SpongeBob ice creams with gumball eyes. I overhear this mother telling her young son eating one outside one of the restaurants…) Mom: “Oh look honey, when you licked his balls you got stuff all over your face!”

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RE: Not Always Right - 8/13/2008 7:00:23 PM

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This one was hilarious

Behind Every Husband Is A Brutally Honest Wife
Restaurant | Louisville, KY, USA
(I go to a table of four, a mom and dad and two kids who are ready to order.)
Husband: “How big are your pizzas?”
Me: “They are 10 inch pizzas, sir.”
Husband: “Well how big is 10 inches?
(And before I can answer, the wife chimes in.)
Wife: “You wouldn’t know anything about 10 inches, dear.”
(I stood there for a moment with my mouth open, before I ran to the wait station and started laughing hysterically.)

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RE: Not Always Right - 8/13/2008 7:29:46 PM

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great website.. thanx for the link. I have been reading it for an hour. What fun.

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