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iwillserveu -> What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 6:56:20 PM)

I'm wooing a switch who claims to be 90% dominant.

That made me joke that I'm 2.876% dominant, but can stretch.

(Origially that was the negative squareroot of pi, but some one will say 1.77i%. Think about using real numbers iwill[:)])

What percentage are you? Granted the whole concept is silly. Just a conversation starter.




Leonidas -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 7:04:17 PM)

99 44/100%. I suspect that the little toe on my left foot is a submissive masochist. The damn thing always seems to aim for the coffee table leg when I'm bare footed.

Take care of yourself

Leonidas




kiki blue -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 7:16:14 PM)

I don't think I have a set number. My preference for a relationship is for him to be in charge of me. Then ideally, to be in a relationship with a girl at the same time, with both of us in charge of her (with him having the ultimate authority, of course).

So, it ebbs and flows, and is highly situation dependant. But I guess the dominant percentage tends to be lower than the other one.




LadyBeckett -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 7:17:57 PM)

After consulting with the experts it has been determined that I may possibly, under the right conditions, and given the correct weather, company, and inspiration, be .002 % submissive. There was an incident, while I was sleeping, during which I turned over, my dog wouldn't move, and I mumbled, "Okay FINE, have it YOUR way, and went back to sleep.




kiki blue -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 7:35:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyBeckett
There was an incident, while I was sleeping, during which I turned over, my dog wouldn't move, and I mumbled, "Okay FINE, have it YOUR way, and went back to sleep.


Ahh, but you were choosing to allow the dog to stay there, so you could go back to sleep, rather than enforcing your power over him by shoving him away. It's all how you look at it [:)]




atmt777 -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 7:57:28 PM)

50/50 here




proudsub -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 8:39:04 PM)

quote:

What percentage are you?


.0001% for me is my guess, even my kids (now grown) and my cats dominate me. About the only things i can sometimes dominate are a golf ball and a tennis ball.




LadyBeckett -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 8:41:29 PM)

quote:

Ahh, but you were choosing to allow the dog to stay there, so you could go back to sleep, rather than enforcing your power over him by shoving him away. It's all how you look at it



Well there goes my little .002% lol It's a "she", and when sleeping, she weighs right around a thousand pounds. lol




ThornBlood -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 8:44:33 PM)

Smiles.. forgot about the cats though.. Fortunately I'm not living with any.. Make that 99.98%...
The first time I hit my thumb with a hammer is an accident.

The second is definitely masochistic.




MistressDREAD -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 9:16:15 PM)

I disagree with your statement proud
I think you Dominant these boards quite
well with your servitude. ~wink~

185920394843%Dominant and
1/18th% Switch




kiki blue -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 9:35:33 PM)

Ahh, but there's quite a difference from being active and er, loud, than being dominant [:)]


And LadyBeckett, I had a dog like that too. A Mastiff x Boxer, and he was the friendliest lump you could have (though quite a good guard dog as well). He often won the pushing game in bed, mostly because he was more stubborn than me.




Sinergy -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 9:42:05 PM)

Hrm, I am probably 99.99999% Dominant based on the standard that the Dominant is the one in charge and the submissive is the one not in charge. Additionally, given the standard that I want my house to be a certain way and I will do what it takes to make it that way, I suppose I am Dominant over my house.

I am probably 99.99999% completely passive in situations where there is conflict largely because all I want to do is go play Monopoly over -----------------------> there. I tend to
be pretty emotionally detached from conflict, which I have been told is submissive by
other people. I dont agree with it, but it IS a standard.

I am probably 0% submissive based on the standard that I have ever met a person alive I will willingly submit to.

Hope this clarifies things.

Sinergy




SherriA -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 9:44:56 PM)

At least with a mastiff/boxer you have an excuse for losing. My dog is about 7 lbs, and he STILL wins the pushing contest. We sleep in a queen size bed and he gets 3/4 of it.

And i'm NOT submissive damn it! (Jack knows who's the boss...and he knows it's not me LOL)




Sinergy -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 9:51:12 PM)

quote:

We sleep in a queen size bed and he gets 3/4 of it.


My cat tipped the scales at 10 pounds and slept on my face.

I figured she was in charge and went with it.

Sinergy




Estring -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 10:37:50 PM)

I guess I am a slave to my guitars. Every time I think I know it all, they teach me something new. [:D]




Estring -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 10:39:42 PM)

quote:

My cat tipped the scales at 10 pounds and slept on my face.



So Sinergy, is that a catnap? [:D]




Sinergy -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 10:55:41 PM)

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So Sinergy, is that a catnap?


*gets out his crystal ball and channels in his deceased pet who died at 23*

She says she is a cat and enjoyed her nap very much.

I think this translates to "yes"

Sinergy




proudsub -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/29/2004 11:50:22 PM)

quote:

I disagree with your statement proud
I think you Dominant these boards quite
well with your servitude. ~wink~


OK make it .001%. And i take that as a compliment MistressDread.




MrThorns -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/30/2004 7:45:38 AM)

I think I'd have to say that I am 95% dominant, 5% undecided. (+or- 5%)

I follow orders pretty well...but thats just training. When I get orders that seem to be pretty stupid...it takes a lot, and I mean A LOT of effort to keep myself from chastizing a superior for issuing the order. I just use a lot of tact when I tell them to blow it out their ass....kept me away from UCMJ actions so far.

~Thorns




cheeba0228 -> RE: What percentage are you? (7/30/2004 8:47:28 AM)

O.k. that was the funniest thing I've heard all day. I couldnt stop laughing for about 20 minutes.




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