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Lockit -> Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 8:20:43 PM)

Thanks to a link from pahunkboy... I found this... some of the stuff on this web site is pretty wild. lol They even have video and you can hear him crying out.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-38197,00.html



aggressiveblkdom -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 8:42:15 PM)

LMAO!! Splinters were the least of his worries I guess. Another hour and he would've been a eunich. Too funny!!!



Lockit -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 8:44:15 PM)

Did you listen to the video? Omg...lol... I think it was a metal bench, so no splinters... but man.. they said they drained some of his blood... how do they do that(?) and then how did it stay hard all that time.  It took hours to get him out!



lostgirl83 -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 8:49:05 PM)

lol you know I often wonder what I would do if I had a penis. More than likely Id just try to stick it in things.... perhaps this is a good lesson if I ever decide to get one.



Termyn8or -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 8:51:42 PM)

This would go well in the humor section. This guy is a serious front runner for a Darwin award. You know you no longer have to die to get one, just get out of the gene pool. Like the guy who lost his testicles in a golfball washing machine. Apparently it is no longer strictly required that a Darwin award be bestowed postumasly.

Don't blame me, I didn't do it. I liked it the old way when you had to die. At least with the joke we would get a gory story of some sort. But all good things come to an end. I will admit though, that the guy getting his balls washed off was satisfactory.

T



Vendaval -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 8:53:31 PM)

And the Darwin Award Honorable Mention goes to -
 
Ever wonder when someone gets caught doing something like this they are described as, "lonely and disturbed"  rather than say, "stupid and horney" ?
 
And had that bench been freezing cold with a coat of ice on it....



kittinSol -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:08:06 PM)

I wish there were more news of this nature in the Telegraph :-).

quote:



According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.



PS: Vendaval, you beat me to it :-).



MzMia -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:17:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Thanks to a link from pahunkboy... I found this... some of the stuff on this web site is pretty wild. lol They even have video and you can hear him crying out.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-38197,00.html


ROFL, Lockit this one really takes the bench, I meant the prize!
I freaking love it.
Many men really do THINK with the little head, he sure was not
thinking with the bigger head.
[:D] 



Venatrix -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:21:05 PM)

Now that's what I call an erection.



Emperor1956 -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:21:55 PM)

"You know, judge, how some days you just say "FUCK THE BENCH?"   Well, I did."

"You know, judge, that bench was ASKIN' for it!"

"You know, judge, I was sitting there minding my own business when my pecker just did a nose-dive between the slats.  I'm sure its happened to you plenty of times."

E.



Lockit -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:22:49 PM)

Hehehe, now we know how to keep'um hard for hours!



Venatrix -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:26:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lockit

Hehehe, now we know how to keep'um hard for hours!


Or maybe he just couldn't afford a CB6000.  Poor guy.  You're supposed to put your chastity device on when the penis is *flaccid.*



Lockit -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:29:25 PM)

ROFL... 



Vendaval -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:42:59 PM)

Well, my take on the dufus is that he is an amateur hand- solo masochist and needs a wickedly cruel Mistress to use this device on him -

http://www.extremerestraints.com/electro-sex-cock-and-ball-board_132.html



Lockit -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:44:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Well, my take on the dufus is that he is an amateur hand- solo masochist and needs a wickedly cruel Mistress to use this device on him -

http://www.extremerestraints.com/electro-sex-cock-and-ball-board_132.html


And he loves humiliation!



Vendaval -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/13/2008 9:46:17 PM)

Yup, nothing says, "public humiliation" like being caught bare-assed on the evening news.



cjan -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/14/2008 4:13:39 AM)

Just goes to show that Billy Crystal was right when he said, " A woman needs a reason to have sex, a guy just needs a place.".



pahunkboy -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/14/2008 4:35:15 AM)

the vid was not in english.  will this guy be fined???

LOL

I suppose he did not get off?



Lucylastic -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/14/2008 5:49:05 AM)

He knows how to show a bench a good time, musta forgotton the lube.
ok that cheered me up this morning, LOL
thanks
Lucy



Vendaval -> RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench (8/14/2008 12:31:25 PM)

Consider the bright side here, the boy is not going to need to worry about shaving, waxing or electroylis for quite some time.  Because once he got to the hospital they would have shaved him to work on saving his private parts.



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