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Urinals - 8/13/2008 10:06:53 PM   
GreedyTop


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PROBLEM WITH HIGH URINALS

A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two
Female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that
The girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
One of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
Urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
Began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their privates to
Direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
Endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,

'You must be in the fourth grade.'

He replied, 'No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th race today.'

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RE: Urinals - 8/14/2008 3:26:43 AM   
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LMAO  bet she turned as red as a beet

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RE: Urinals - 8/14/2008 9:06:24 AM   
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ROFL... that was funny...  of course this raises the question.. do jockey's shave to keep their weight down??

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