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Training for Congress - 8/14/2008 3:42:21 AM

AquarianMale53

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

'Want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere
and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
the waiter

'Want coffee.' The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?'

The Indian smiles and proudly says, 'training for position in United
States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull ,
leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.'

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RE: Training for Congress - 8/14/2008 3:46:34 AM

bondagelover1950

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More truth to this then most folks will ever admit

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RE: Training for Congress - 8/14/2008 5:18:31 AM

LivingInSin

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lol....that was cute.

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RE: Training for Congress - 8/14/2008 7:27:17 AM

DaddyChess

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dayum.. LOL

how is it congress can vote for a raise for themselves... shouldn't someone else be responsible for that? just thinkin...

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RE: Training for Congress - 8/16/2008 10:06:23 PM

UncleNasty

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Teddy Roosevelt had a quote I'm rather fond of:

"When they call the role in the Senate the Senators do not whether to answer 'present' or 'not guilty.'"

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