VirginPotty
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Joined: 7/16/2008 From: Virginville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Sundowner Happy birthday beautiful lady. Be aware that as you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. 2) tits sag 3) teeth rot That is for females only. Men, or so i am told...just get better with age. Sooo, since YOU don't have any "tits", what's going to sag on you? Oh yeah, the most USED piece...the TONGUE!!!! Poor Mr. Jim..he'll have to watch you walk around with your tongue dragging the floor (more so than now). **Eta at least your floor will be sparkly! No need for a mop either....f**king big a$$ tongue***
< Message edited by VirginPotty -- 8/14/2008 12:27:33 PM >
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