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feylin -> Ummm is never a good answer... (8/17/2008 7:18:48 PM)
...in case you ever go to Canada to attend a wedding and then try to drive home after five hours of sleep, and end up staring at your engine's temperature guage for an hour under a hot sun during that amazing stop and go wait for the chance to hand your license and passport over to the handsome border guard only to realize the poor man cannot read and has to ask you where you live. Yes. It is at that moment that "ummmm" is not a good answer. Not the answer he is looking for by any means. The "look" was almost worth it, though. Why didn't someone tell me the border guards on either side were pure eye candy? What is this forum for if not to tip people off to these things. I might have gone to Canada a lot sooner..or not..but knowledge is power.

beargonewild -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/17/2008 7:34:52 PM)
grins You'd be amazed at all the yummy eye candy in uniforms we Canucks have weg Next time, head out to the western provinces and ogle the Mounties....hot damn they look fabulous in those tight slacks! drool

stormgirl -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/17/2008 8:36:57 PM)
And the hats - yum!

GreedyTop -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 5:05:56 AM)
My experience was always that the CAnadian customs folks were always polite, and easy to deal with.. now, on the US side... different story..sigh

shivermetimbers -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 5:14:35 AM)
Ummmmm, is never a good answer when the plastic surgeon is asked, "wasn't he supposed to get the penis enhancement, and her the breast reduction for their anniversary?"

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 9:10:36 AM)
Oh yeah, I am so NOT looking forward to coming home after the LL nuptial... the US border guards are just plain cranky that you had the balls to LEAVE THE UNITED STATES.

sirsholly -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 9:14:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop My experience was always that the CAnadian customs folks were always polite, and easy to deal with.. my car was stolen but recovered. I realized it was never taken off the hot list when the Canadian custom HAWTTIES nearly arrested us. But geez were they sweet about helping us once they knew what the situation was.

feylin -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 6:56:40 PM)
beargonewild: I actually heard a good story about Mounties today, they sound fabulous, but that would be a heck of a drive for me...even so, I just can't get the Dudley Dooright image or voice out of my head. <grins> GreedyTop: This was coming back into America and he was attractive -- just not like Thor going into Canada -- and after the searching look, he continued in a very friendly manner. Actually, even friendlier than Thor, but was probably just trying to trip me up. Wiley American. sirsholly: I'm glad they were good to you. I had an image flash of my car being stripped down and left to melt on the side of the road -- I have heard they just leave it torn apart although I do not know if that is an urban legend or not. That must have been some really tense moments for you.

nejisty -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 8:44:48 PM)
So true...I live on the border and don't go across anymore because of the asses on this side. nejisty

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ummm is never a good answer... (8/18/2008 9:11:03 PM)
Crossing the border can be a gas at times. I used to live 20 minutes from it. Hopped across every weekend when my dad was up there. That whole "where you from" thing is taken as seriously as having receipts for any goods you have in the car. I miss real beer.

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