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In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/18/2008 1:16:30 PM   
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A love story...
 
A man met a beautiful blond lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other.' He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
 
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon, to a very nice resort.
 
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
 
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!' He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'
 
So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths. After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
 
'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.
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RE: In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/18/2008 2:04:21 PM   
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Snicker....that was Horrid...Snicker

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RE: In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/19/2008 12:04:05 AM   
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LOL! 

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RE: In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/19/2008 12:10:05 AM   
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quote:

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'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in Memphis but I worked both sides of the Mississippi.


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RE: In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/20/2008 9:42:41 AM   
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Is it kind? Is it true? Is it necessary?
Does it improve upon the silence? - Sai Baba

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RE: In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/20/2008 12:03:35 PM   
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Hehe! Love it!

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RE: In the spirit of Olympic competition - 8/23/2008 12:21:02 PM   
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Hahaha

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