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Would You Could You if It Hissed?

I would use it and customize the heck out of it

15% (2)

I ain't going anywhere near something that hisses

7% (1)

Can I speed drying with a hair dryer

30% (4)

Can She speed drying in other more interesting ways?

38% (5)

Nah Trojan Maxim is already to small I would get stuck

7% (1)

Total Votes : 13

(last vote on : 8/27/2008 8:58:02 PM)
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Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 1:59:55 PM

BlackPhx

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Could you use a Condom like this?

"Gentlemen, have I got a product for you! Time.com has alerted the world to a wonderful new invention: spray-on condoms." Link to Product http://exploringintimacy.wordpress.com/2008/08/16/spray-on-custom-condoms-would-you-buy-it/.

So the question is... How brave are you with Jr?

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 3:10:43 PM

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LMAO!!

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 3:11:12 PM

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I..... just.... I mean so there you are, all involved with Mr and Mrs genitals (or variations thereof) and then... he has to wack it in a tube? And stand there watching it as it dries?

Thats a whole new torture.

Though the whole peeling off thing is an interesting idea.

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 3:12:35 PM

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I suppose this is faster than dunking in a can of liquid latex...

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 9:12:16 PM

BlackPhx

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The question is...

Is it warm or cold?

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 9:17:33 PM

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I think I’m gonna’ gargle with that shit.

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 9:21:08 PM

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This confuses me a bit. I was taught to always pinch the top of the condom to create a space for the sperm. That way it isn't forced down the sides, outside of the condom and into the vagina. How is that handled with the spray-on?

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/18/2008 9:32:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
This confuses me a bit. I was taught to always pinch the top of the condom to create a space for the sperm. That way it isn't forced down the sides, outside of the condom and into the vagina. How is that handled with the spray-on?

Do they poke a hole in the end to let the pressure out? LMAO

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/19/2008 4:03:10 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I think I’m gonna’ gargle with that shit.

newp....not gonna say a word.......

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/19/2008 5:09:37 AM

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o.O;

I think I'll stick to the old fashioned kind, thanks.

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/19/2008 6:00:33 AM

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Yanno sometimes I think I have a most perverse mind... when I first read this all I could visualize was this Dom standing there, eyes wild and organs rapidly headed for the inside of his belly, his slave to be kneeling humbly at his feet holding up the can-o-condom.

Her: "Just stick it in here first oh great and wonderous Master.. and in a few minutes we will be ready to go. You agreed Safe Sex Only!"
Him: RED!RED!!RED B*!&H!

Of course if it is cold when it releases it could give a new twist to Blue Balls. Now..Hot on the other hand..Hmmm... I need to get a can and grab a male sub.. this could be interesting.

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/19/2008 6:44:26 AM

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I gotta start having coffee before I read the message boards. That's just a bad dream.

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/19/2008 10:17:30 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: AquaticSub
This confuses me a bit. I was taught to always pinch the top of the condom to create a space for the sperm. That way it isn't forced down the sides, outside of the condom and into the vagina. How is that handled with the spray-on?

Do they poke a hole in the end to let the pressure out? LMAO

Oh God... someone is dumb enough to do that. I just know it. *buries head in hands*

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RE: Would You Could You if It Hissed? - 8/19/2008 1:27:42 PM

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That's funny stuff....

A new X-mas stocking stuffer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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