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ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 10:36:57 AM)

rubikscube,

quote:

Thank you for bringing us back on course Venatrix!


Not to get too picky here Rube, but I believe Venatrix steers her *own* course.  Just sayin'. :-)

Elan.




ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 10:40:32 AM)

quote:

strap-on


This thread is like frickin' catnip for subs, especially one particular sub.  And no, I'm not talking about myself even though I do love strap-on play. :-)

Elan.




ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 10:42:40 AM)

Venatrix,

quote:

I'm currently having someone practice with a dildo so that he's ready for his first-ever sodomy when he comes to visit next week.  It's just that discussing strap-on play after the conversation has swerved over to fist-fucking seems almost wimpy.  How I'm going to concentrate on the workday after this discussion is another thing altogether.


As unsympathetic as this may sound, I feel no sorrow upon reading this.  Lucky bitch.  Yes, both you and the boy! :-)

Elan.




Madame4a -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 10:43:01 AM)

 
[:)] I'm sure[:)] he'll be here soon...[:)] he won't pass it up... [:)]


quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

quote:

strap-on


This thread is like frickin' catnip for subs, especially one particular sub.  And no, I'm not talking about myself even though I do love strap-on play. :-)

Elan.





Venatrix -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 10:57:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Madame4a


[:)] I'm sure[:)] he'll be here soon...[:)] he won't pass it up... [:)]


quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

quote:

strap-on


This thread is like frickin' catnip for subs, especially one particular sub.  And no, I'm not talking about myself even though I do love strap-on play. :-)

Elan.




With any luck,[:)] he'll be too busy getting ready for Wednesday. [:)] Though I'm sure we'll hear [:)]the blow-by-blow on Thursday[:)].  You see, there really are some things in life you can count on.[:)] (Is that the right number of smileys?[:)]  It seems a bit sparse,[:)] but I tend towards minimalism.[:)])




Venatrix -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:00:45 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

Venatrix,

quote:

I'm currently having someone practice with a dildo so that he's ready for his first-ever sodomy when he comes to visit next week.  It's just that discussing strap-on play after the conversation has swerved over to fist-fucking seems almost wimpy.  How I'm going to concentrate on the workday after this discussion is another thing altogether.


As unsympathetic as this may sound, I feel no sorrow upon reading this.  Lucky bitch.  Yes, both you and the boy! :-)

Elan.



That is extremely insulting, Elan.  I am not a bitch.  I am a cunt.  Please get your terminology straight.  Honestly.




Pyrrsefanie -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:09:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
Learn how to get fisted. Nothing like it. Waaaaay past dildos. Make sure she trims her nails, and maintains scrupulous cleanliness (women can be real pigs, too). 

In fact6, don't let any old twat who pretends to be a top do this to you. Hold out until you find that unbelievable emotional bond.

G' night, kids.


*snort*

Okay, I'm a failure of a woman then because I thought it was hilarious.  Looks like I'm the only one though, as usual.




rubikscube -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:20:41 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

rubikscube,

quote:

Thank you for bringing us back on course Venatrix!


Not to get too picky here Rube, but I believe Venatrix steers her *own* course.  Just sayin'. :-)

Elan.



There's no denying that.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:22:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster
Learn how to get fisted. Nothing like it. Waaaaay past dildos. Make sure she trims her nails, and maintains scrupulous cleanliness (women can be real pigs, too). 

In fact6, don't let any old twat who pretends to be a top do this to you. Hold out until you find that unbelievable emotional bond.

G' night, kids.


*snort*

Okay, I'm a failure of a woman then because I thought it was hilarious.  Looks like I'm the only one though, as usual.



Nah, I laughed.  Gotta laugh at Scott, or he gets all confused! [:)]




ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:51:56 AM)

Venatrix,

quote:

That is extremely insulting, Elan.  I am not a bitch.  I am a cunt.  Please get your terminology straight.  Honestly.


Oops.  I'm always getting my bitches and cunts mixed up.  Sorrwee.

quote:

I tend towards minimalism. [:)]


Oh my God this made me laugh my face off!

*puts face back on*

Truly.  I don't look so great without my face.

Elan.




ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:58:18 AM)

Madame4a,

quote:

[:)] I'm sure[:)] he'll be here soon...[:)] he won't pass it up... [:)]


Many will have automatically inserted the intonation I intended, but omitted by accident, but just in case...

(begin:  Austin Powers)

This thread is like frickin' catnip for subs, especially one particular sub.

(/end:  Austin Powers)

And yes, [:)] I'm sure he'll be here soon and I hope he posts.  This thread is tailor made for him. [:)]

Elan.




Venatrix -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 11:59:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

Oh my God this made me laugh my face off!

*puts face back on*

Truly.  I don't look so great without my face.

Elan.



I'm happy to hear that you've faced up to it.




ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 12:05:52 PM)

Venatrix,

--- I'm happy to hear that you've faced up to it.

Geesh!  I said I was sorry.  There's no need for cruel and unnecessary punishment.

Elan.




Venatrix -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 12:08:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued

Venatrix,

--- I'm happy to hear that you've faced up to it.

Geesh!  I said I was sorry.  There's no need for cruel and unnecessary punishment.

Elan.



Oh, you loved it.  Don't you go getting all coy on me now.  I don't recall hearing you use your safeword.




ElanSubdued -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 12:33:10 PM)

Venatrix,

quote:

Oh, you loved it.  Don't you go getting all coy on me now.


Indeed I did love it.  In case you missed it (and I'm almost sure you didn't), my emphasis was on *pun*-ishment.

quote:

I don't recall hearing you use your safeword.


Safeword?  What is this "safeword" thing of which you speak? [;)]

Elan.




malloves69 -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 1:17:07 PM)

[:)]just got home from work [:)]  did someone say strapon play [:)] and better yet being fisted by a woman [:)] strapon play is awesome ..love being fucked in the ass by my mistress .smile ..she likes fucking me doggy style and then she pushes me down and spreads my legs so she can fuck me good and deep until its allin [:)] fisting is amazing [:)] once she slides in that feeling is the best [:)] just not the same doing it solo i think but hey go for it if you want ..some great fisting videos on yuvutu.com ..under extreme ..under fisting ..my mistress fists me anyway she wants ..sometimes me standing up ..sometimes me doggystyle ..but it seems she can go in the deepest with me laying on my back ..legs spread ..ass propped up by either a pillow or towels [:)] i can take up to her elbow but theres one video on yuvutu where the lady fists a guy almost to her whole shoulder ..dang he is my idol [:)]wonder if she used the horse cock on him to open him up that much so deep ? ..simply amazing i think [:)] then on another video theres this guy whos wife double fists him ..tried that a couple of times so far but not quite there yet ..in the video she goes up to her wrists ..but both hands [:)] can you say open me up please mistress ? [:)] know for a fact that my mistress gets really turned on by both too by how wet she gets while doing so [:)] strapons fun ..being fisted is the best ..geez how many times have i said that before [:)] cant wait until wednesday ........ have fun ..mal




Politesub53 -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 3:45:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

Oh, all right.  If it it'll make you feel any better, I LOVE using my strap-on.  I'm currently having someone practise with a dildo so that he's ready for his first-ever sodomy when he comes to visit next week.  It's just that discussing strap-on play after the conversation has swerved over to fist-fucking seems almost wimpy.  How I'm going to concentrate on the workday after this discussion is another thing altogether.


Sobs.....You promised no one would know Ma`am  [8D]




Venatrix -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 4:17:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Politesub53

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ORIGINAL: Venatrix

Oh, all right.  If it it'll make you feel any better, I LOVE using my strap-on.  I'm currently having someone practise with a dildo so that he's ready for his first-ever sodomy when he comes to visit next week.  It's just that discussing strap-on play after the conversation has swerved over to fist-fucking seems almost wimpy.  How I'm going to concentrate on the workday after this discussion is another thing altogether.


Sobs.....You promised no one would know Ma`am  [8D]


Oh, by the way, I seem to be out of lubricant[:D].




DianeB -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 4:27:11 PM)

The look on a guys face when I push my strapon or fist up his ass for the first time is priceless.....



Diane




Madame4a -> RE: strap-on (8/19/2008 4:39:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DianeB

The look on a guys face when I push my strapon or fist up his ass for the first time is priceless.....



Diane


mmm... thank you for the visual... I enjoy it too




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