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missturbation -> Warnings!! (8/19/2008 10:29:01 AM)
Things i have learnt this weekend!! Never make a bet with a man who says He never bets unless He is going to win. My experience is He will win, leading to pics of undies and tickling to death!! Always have napkins at the ready when anyone has a six inch dribbler in their hands. A tongue bar and penis ring should never be mixed ouch More to come i'm sure lol

LaTigresse -> RE: Warnings!! (8/19/2008 1:31:12 PM)
Leave swarming bees alone. A 10# dog with a penchant for eating fruit should not be allowed near a peach tree with ripe and falling fruit. Large peach pits do not digest nor pass through a 10# dog. Buying a cheap lawn tractor is a bad investment. Undoubtably MissT had more fun this last weekend than I.......

missturbation -> RE: Warnings!! (8/19/2008 5:31:22 PM)
I think you might be right [:D]

UR2Badored -> RE: Warnings!! (8/19/2008 7:03:21 PM)
Things that I learned this weekend: 1Good deeds are often missed 2No matter what there are always the mean girl bully at any event. 3I discovered a hybred apricot/plum was yum. 4Chickdafoms (s) are definitely not a hard limit 5Family functions are not entirely functional --out of town YUCK(see 1. 2 10) 6Dust is patience enough to waith for my swipe unstill the end of the week 7I missed my sister more and more everyday. 8I am more proud of son who is settledown a carving his path. 9I love Puppies and Kitties even more. 10I can make BBQ 1000+ meatballs and 60o+ sausage in a pinch but I cannot lift them. 11 Mother's ill and had to do chores for her wow, I had a borrowing weekend.

apiercedkitty -> RE: Warnings!! (8/19/2008 7:40:37 PM)
Things i learned yesterday: 1. 5 gallon paint sticks DO leave marks 2. i like using sounds on someone else wicked grin 3. my knee (even 4 months after the accident) still cannot tolerate bearing weight for 2 hours

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