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WildSpirit2001 -> Texas Surgeons (11/22/2005 10:57:19 AM)

3 Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they
had performed.

One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7
fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a
private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs
in an automobile accident, I reattached them and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events at the Olympics.

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.! Several years ago, a cowboy
who was high on cocaine and alcohol, rode his horse head-on into a train
traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had to work with was the horse's ass and a
cowboy hat.

Today he's President of The United States.



Sartoris32801 -> RE: Texas Surgeons (11/22/2005 12:21:34 PM)


How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Sartoris



WildSpirit2001 -> RE: Texas Surgeons (11/22/2005 4:19:39 PM)

haha... niiiiice.

Paula



DesertRat -> RE: Texas Surgeons (11/23/2005 6:16:49 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: WildSpirit2001

haha... niiiiice.

Paula


Those are both excellent Bush jokes!

Bob



jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Texas Surgeons (11/24/2005 3:47:27 PM)

GREETINGS ,and ,a happy thanks giving,to you
WILD SPIRIT,

i know ,
if i did'nt have 2 heads, now: i'd still be ,in the operating room
....
litterally;
hats ,off ,to surgeons....



jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Texas Surgeons (11/24/2005 3:50:05 PM)

desert rat,
hey hold,on(double-take!)
YOU look like bush
,on a golf journey.



jamesthehumanrug -> RE: Texas Surgeons (11/24/2005 3:53:53 PM)

desert rat -greetings,to the honarble ,of course,
on second thot wondering what ,Bush,(comander, and, chief) would be doing here ,on colar-me anyway
....i do ,so humbly say:
please , sir ,do
have a very happy thanksgiving,to you ,and ,your honarble family
my best always
sicerely,
i remain respecfully,



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