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Sartoris32801 -> One Liners (11/22/2005 11:22:46 AM)
We all know them if we can recall them: Add one to the one above: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Sartoris

WildSpirit2001 -> RE: One Liners (11/22/2005 11:34:54 AM)
Blonde: I was born in the U.S. Friend: Oh really, what part? Blonde: All of me, silly.

Sartoris32801 -> RE: One Liners (11/22/2005 11:45:13 AM)
Writing that one down, I can never remember them. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. Sartoris

michaelMI -> RE: One Liners (11/22/2005 11:48:11 AM)
if a blonde and a brunette jump out of a plan without a parachute, who would land first? the brunette, the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions

Sartoris32801 -> RE: One Liners (11/22/2005 12:00:25 PM)
Who thinks up all the blonde jokes: Brunettes who are home on Saturday Nights Sartoris

michellewarner -> RE: One Liners (11/22/2005 6:15:47 PM)
how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool

michaelMI -> RE: One Liners (11/22/2005 6:18:43 PM)
what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair? artificial intelligence

jamesthehumanrug -> RE: One Liners (11/23/2005 1:49:08 AM)
sataurus what did the madonna say after she got another song? are you sure its mine?!... ,after worship ; will she still respect me, in the morning....

ToServeIsToLive -> RE: One Liners (11/23/2005 4:44:11 AM)
Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

MadameDahlia -> RE: One Liners (11/23/2005 4:57:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ToServeIsToLive Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Very cute.

michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: One Liners (3/7/2007 8:19:22 AM)
<JOKE ALERT> Ya know, I don't mind you telling me to go to Hell so much...but tell me something...where did you get a map?

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