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sirsholly -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:24:19 PM)

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Lucylastic -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:25:11 PM)

snorting at nanoweenie.
I agree with Lotus and Kitten, we have put up with the cow and milk comments for years, this is just payback..its a bitch aint it?

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cpK69 -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:29:20 PM)

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BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:29:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTY HUNTER

~fast reply~I love all women from 0 to 99 and there are some very HOTTT older Lady's here on collar me,I would start a list but afraid I would leave someone out,hell I'll do it any way..first on the list is my baby id mistressdiane smile..Women must ripen like most good fruit, some of the younger ones just hasn't gotten it yet..bounty

Bounty..lemme get the list started for you (starting with the most elderly)

1) Potty

carry on.....



Pickin' on the pure VIRGIN again are we lol....shes as fresh as the morning dew and like the breeze on the early morn, have I gone too far smile..



sirsholly -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:31:29 PM)

yep...I'd say you are pushing it, Bounty...[:)]



BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:33:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

yep...I'd say you are pushing it, Bounty...[:)]


Ooops...lol 



VirginPotty -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:42:39 PM)

Do NOT listen to the CLUMSY A$$ above you, Mr. B!
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sirsholly -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:47:38 PM)

i am NOT ::trips...OW!::: clumsy



kittinSol -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 12:51:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cpK69

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UncleNasty -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 2:48:54 PM)

I've never considered payback to be healthy, mature, productive, functional..... Seems a better way to keep shit stirred up than to solve any problems or heal any wounds. Isn't it the kind of dynamic and mentality that leads to centuries long national/religious/ethnic/racial wars?

Uncle Nasty



subtee -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 2:49:58 PM)

~Jumps on UN with her 40+-year-old-body~



LaTigresse -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 2:52:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: UncleNasty

I've never considered payback to be healthy, mature, productive, functional..... Seems a better way to keep shit stirred up than to solve any problems or heal any wounds. Isn't it the kind of dynamic and mentality that leads to centuries long national/religious/ethnic/racial wars?

Uncle Nasty


Sooooooo, next time there is a derogatory thread about women, or any of their physical or personality traits we can count on you to come riding in on your white charger berating all the men that are snickering! Awsome!!!




Sindel -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 5:02:28 PM)

not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
Hahaha, best part :)




UncleNasty -> RE: Women over 40... (8/20/2008 9:57:12 PM)

Aww, tee, that's a sweet idea.




DaddyChess -> RE: Women over 40... (8/21/2008 7:41:40 AM)

I happen to have found the "whole pig" line quite funny.  I remember a friend a while back made a post about a date that was along the lines of ... the guy needed to be more than 4 inches to even be considered.  She was tired of not having any enjoyment durring sex.  LOL 

Just an observation, but doesn't seem that women can find sausage more abundant and faster than most men can find a cow offering milk?  idk..



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Women over 40... (8/21/2008 8:59:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i guess he'd would really be pissed if we highlighted"little"



Nanotechnology is where it's at [8D] .


why do i have a feeling "Nanoweenie" has just become part of my vocabulary???


isn't RedMagic in the Nanotechnology field?

Oh and as to the OP?  DUH!! [:)]



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Women over 40... (8/21/2008 9:07:54 AM)

Hell I am 25 soon to be 26 in four months, and I don't do crap like that, that's just stupid and I've been forthright for years, I'd tell them they were an ass and they can find the door, clear back when I was a minor, and I'd certaintly do it now. 
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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Whoever wrote this: thank you.

"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.




kittinSol -> RE: Women over 40... (8/21/2008 9:35:18 AM)

Hello, what kind of crap is it that you don't do? And what would you certainly do now? And more to the point: did the jokes make you laff? 'Coz, you know... that was the point of them [8D].




sirsholly -> RE: Women over 40... (8/21/2008 9:44:04 AM)

this is a humor thread. Get a sense!



velvetears -> RE: Women over 40... (8/21/2008 9:44:12 AM)

Loved it kittensol..... thanks!



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