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Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/20/2008 11:51:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Ahh! I got all distracted looking for nekkid hockey players, and found this poor guy.

Poor baby! Apparently it took 300 stitches to repair after his coach reached in and grabbed the vein. Eep!




Oh shit, yeah, I remember seeing that on some ESPN documentary a couple months.  I'm all for blood sports and gore but that's... no fun when it's actually life-threatening.  Thank God the coach was around, I think they said he was a field medic in 'Nam or something?

Doubly "poor guy" when you realize he's probably going to look like The Kurgan for the rest of his life now too with that wicked scar.  [:(]



shysub75 -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 10:59:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Drat... I was expecting pictures of hot shirtless hockey players. I am disappointed collarme!

I bet 5 times, one hand. Hehe- <3 ya Mal.



I LOVE YOU.

Somebody page Akasha back to this thread!



My google-fu is weak. I couldn't find any shirtless hockey players on the ice. I did however find some Vancouver Canucks shirtless hockey players.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/3142/mattiasohlund4ho.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8738/brendanmorrison6ko.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4319/ryankesler7oq.jpg




Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 11:02:57 AM)

Okay, so regarding the third photo there... NOM NOM NOM NOM

We need a "chewing on" smiley.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 11:03:56 AM)

Wow, they are all really young, aren't they?

I might like hockey more now. 



Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 11:13:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Wow, they are all really young, aren't they?

I might like hockey more now. 


CABANA BOYS.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 11:23:47 AM)

Okay, cabana boys are briefly ruined for me because of that Estroven cougar commercial...  [8|]



AAkasha -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 11:25:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie

YOU LIAR.  You said there would be hockey!

Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz!  [:D]



How about these boys:
http://gayhockeyleague.gaypornaccess.com/





Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 11:29:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AAkasha
How about these boys:
http://gayhockeyleague.gaypornaccess.com/





AAAAAAAND Akasha comes in with the assist!  [:D]

Thank you muchly!



undergroundsea -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 12:10:07 PM)

In spirit of the thread title, I say that a hockey stick will be involved. How deep? Well, there's only one place on the hockey stick that logically stands out.

Cheers,

Sea



ocilla -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 12:26:39 PM)

http://sports.webshots.com/album/39379928SmBLNt?vhost=sports



ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 1:32:58 PM)

Pyrrsefanie,

quote:

YOU LIAR.  You said there would be hockey!

Fuck this thread, I'm out, and I ain't coming back till there's some hot sk8er boiz! [:D]


Whoa!  The ENFORCER has arrived. :-)

I said "hockey pool", not that there would be hockey.  In colloquial settings, the phrase "hockey pool" is a euphemism for "betting pool".  In some pools, people bet money, however, in more friendly pools money isn't involved and the participants simply bet to predict the outcome.  The winner is the person (or persons) who is/are closest to the actual outcome.  In friendly pools, sometimes the pool members take the winner out to dinner or something like this.  It's this "friendly" type of pool that I was trying to start here.

The thread may have more accurately been called "Mel's Ass Plundering Pool" or something like this.  I wanted to maintain a more cosmopolitan tone (at least in the title) and this is why I chose "Hockey Pool" instead. :-)

quote:

AAAAAAAND Akasha comes in with the assist! [:D]

Thank you muchly!


There.  All is right with the world again.  Lynnxz and a few others delivered the goods too. [;)]

Important caveat:  no actual, cute, nekkid, sk8er boiz were hurt in the making of this thread, which, depending on your point of view, may or may not be a good thing.

Elan.



ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 1:45:02 PM)

LadyHibiscus,

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Prostate hockey!


You're getting the idea.  Now all you gotta' do is place your bet by guessing the deepest goal  mel's mistress is going to score and naming the stick she uses.  Yes, I know you tried to convince me that an elbow shot (or is that "hook") is possible, but I'm still not entirely convinced.  Here's your chance to further the cause. :-)

Elan.



ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 1:52:13 PM)

Venatrix,

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Yes, but if Mal likes it when we're being mean, if we're not being mean, aren't we being mean?


You're over thinking this thing.  We're just cheering mal on.  So... the port of entry is a given constraint.  The variables are weapon and depth.  Care to offer your hypothesis?  Come on.  You know you wanna'. :-)

Elan.



ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 1:58:23 PM)

Ocilla,

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Elan Elan Elan this is too good to let slide by (that's right slide).  I vote 2 hands 4 inches above the wrist.  And yeah - the smilies.


Finally!  An actual vote.  Thank you!  And I agree.  One should never let good opportunity (or a lovely women wielding a strap-on) slide by - "in" perhaps, but never "by".

Elan.



LadyPact -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 2:03:36 PM)

I'm not taking this seriously until I see the actual pics of the hockey puck going up the bum.



ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 2:12:10 PM)

LadyPact,

quote:

I'm not taking this seriously until I see the actual pics of the hockey puck going up the bum.


I don't mean an actual hockey puck.  Rather, the puck is likely to be a strap-on, tongue, fingers, or a fist.  The idea is to guess the puck used and the depth that it penetrates the "goal".

Elan.



malloves69 -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 2:31:45 PM)

hey ms elan ..i got a question ...since you like making fun of me heres one for you [:)]ms hibiscus sent me a email last week saying you were male and not female like i thought [:)] elan ..what kind of name is that ? sounds female to me ,,tell me do you dress up in dresses and high heels too ? [:)] whay size bra and panties do you wear ? ..johnny cash wrote a old song a boy name sue ..probable your number one hit on the charts   i have heard of allen being a mans name ..but elan ? whats that short for elaine ? or is that the french version ? [:)] you can dish it out pretty good can you take it ms elan ? [:)] kiss off mal [:)]



Lynnxz -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 2:44:07 PM)

Answer the question Mal! :D



Pyrrsefanie -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 3:26:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: malloves69

hey ms elan ..i got a question ...since you like making fun of me heres one for you [:)]ms hibiscus sent me a email last week saying you were male and not female like i thought [:)] elan ..what kind of name is that ? sounds female to me ,,tell me do you dress up in dresses and high heels too ? [:)] whay size bra and panties do you wear ? ..johnny cash wrote a old song a boy name sue ..probable your number one hit on the charts   i have heard of allen being a mans name ..but elan ? whats that short for elaine ? or is that the french version ? [:)] you can dish it out pretty good can you take it ms elan ? [:)] kiss off mal [:)]


I'm sure Mal would love Elan to answer this so that he can jack off to it later.

Seriously, "u r so ghey" comments?  How old are you, like, 15?



ElanSubdued -> RE: Hockey Pool (8/21/2008 3:34:08 PM)

mal,

quote:

hey ms elan ..i got a question ...since you like making fun of me heres one for you [:)]ms hibiscus sent me a email last week saying you were male and not female like i thought [:)] elan ..what kind of name is that ? sounds female to me ,,tell me do you dress up in dresses and high heels too ? [:)] whay size bra and panties do you wear ? ..johnny cash wrote a old song a boy name sue ..probable your number one hit on the charts   i have heard of allen being a mans name ..but elan ? whats that short for elaine ? or is that the french version ? [:)] you can dish it out pretty good can you take it ms elan ? [:)] kiss off mal [:)]


I think you misunderstood this thread mal.  I'm not making fun of you.  Rather, I'm cheering you on and I'm glad you and your mistress are having fun.  I'm sorry if you thought this was a nasty jab at you.  Please read the OP again and you'll see that this isn't meant to be nasty.

You asked about my screen name.  The noun "elan" means someone having enthusiasm and liveliness, and possessing passion and a distinctive style.  Therefore, my entire handle (ElanSubdued) means "enthusiasm and passion subdued".  My use of the word subdued is a play on words because I am a submissive who wishes to be subdued by a domina.  Likewise, wordsmithing is a hobby of mine and thus my handle is a hint at this.

I'm sorry if you thought this thread was intended to ridicule you and I apologize if I hurt your feelings (either now or in the past).  It is true that I've commented on the salacious nature and repetition in your posts.  I don't take back my feedback in this regard, but I figured you're having fun and you enjoy posting so I might as well enjoy your happiness as opposed to kicking up negative karma.  Anal play is a favourite of mine and you're able to engage right now and I'm not.  Thus, apart from starting up a friendly thread, I suppose I'm also living somewhat vicariously through you by posting this.  I hope you and your mistress had a good time yesterday.

Elan.



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