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Living will. - 8/20/2008 10:12:56 PM

knees2you

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MY LIVING WILL

Last night my sister and I were sitting in the
den and I said to her,

' I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive.

That would be no quality of life at all, If
that ever happens, just pull the plug. '

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw
out my wine.

She's such a b*tch.

Always, knees2you

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RE: Living will. - 8/20/2008 10:33:35 PM

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lol

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RE: Living will. - 8/20/2008 11:23:33 PM

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Lmao thats pretty good.

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RE: Living will. - 8/21/2008 6:44:07 AM

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heh....that's my family.

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RE: Living will. - 8/21/2008 7:06:48 AM

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Beautiful..LOL

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RE: Living will. - 8/21/2008 7:24:33 AM

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