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darchChylde -> Divorce Barbie (8/21/2008 4:52:39 PM)

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one
of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out
Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for
$19.95, Disco
Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95
and the others only $19.95?'

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
Furniture, Ken's
Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's
balls."




HypnoticDan -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/21/2008 5:07:22 PM)

So... all other barbies have a potential to become divorce barbie?  I'm not sure I'm liking those hidden fees...




Aylee -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/21/2008 5:17:45 PM)

I think that you are forgetting that it was ALL Barbie's accessories in the first place.  Even Ken was an accessory. 




Ozzfan1317 -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/21/2008 9:41:52 PM)

Lol...Yeah it was a good try at least




JulieorSarah -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/23/2008 12:13:15 AM)

it'd be funny if it wasn't the reverse for me ... only female who paid your the husband that i know of ...




VadFarkas -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/23/2008 5:48:30 AM)

I used to be a model maker in the toy biz.
One year the guys in the shop made me a special Barbie.
http://www.ringofsteel.net/images/brush.jpg




BlackPhx -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/23/2008 6:24:24 AM)

Now that is a Barbie I would buy

Poenkitten




DaddyChess -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/23/2008 8:48:40 PM)

LOL.. that's funny...




Sanguinarian -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/25/2008 12:29:56 PM)

I think Barbie should have had a crush on GI Joe. They were so much sexier than Ken. Ken was a prep.




Sanguinarian -> RE: Divorce Barbie (8/25/2008 12:34:57 PM)

Wait, I know why Barbie got a divorce in the first place! Anyone ever notice that Ken had a flat crotch? Poor dickless sap. And he smiled just waaaay too often to have no nuggie plums




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