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Love Dress - 8/21/2008 5:25:46 PM   
darchChylde


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A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the
door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch,
totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled
the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law
answered...

'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed.
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Mike loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him to
no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.'

The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting
for her husband to arrive.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there
so provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?

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IT A JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE


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RE: Love Dress - 8/21/2008 5:30:32 PM   
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LMAO!!   

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RE: Love Dress - 8/23/2008 12:11:54 AM   
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should have known ... humour section and a cuppa tea ... yep keyboard and screen .. Brilliant.

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RE: Love Dress - 8/23/2008 6:40:27 AM   
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Snicker....Oldie but a goodie...

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RE: Love Dress - 8/23/2008 10:36:40 AM   
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Ha! Love it!

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RE: Love Dress - 8/23/2008 8:51:47 PM   
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Guess his hand will be his new bride... LOL

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