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AAkasha -> The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 5:41:30 PM)
Ok ladies. Time to stand up and be counted. Who besides me gets an erotic rush of some kind from ice hockey? What's your favorite team? Do you go to games? Ever tied up a hockey player? To those new to this concept, yes, I have a hockey fetish. I live in Southern California. I never went to a hockey game until I was in my 30s. In fact, if you asked me about hockey before 1999, I would have admitted my knowledge was "a little" about Wayne Gretzky, the 1980 Olympic hoo-hah beating the Russians, Friday the 13th movies with the hockey mask, "fake fights and guys with no teeth," and that was about it. I was forced into taking clients at my work to a few hockey games, hated it (it was so freaking cold! and that puck moved too fast, couldn't keep track of anything - what a waste of time) and begged, pleaded to ONLY have to go to baseball games... Until I saw the penalty box. I realized they were putting men in there for being bad. And these men were not happy about it. I got some rules explained to me and realized these men were being punished for doing something wrong, and as a result, they had to watch their teammates struggle to keep the score the same, thanks to their bonehead move. Torture! ("and...you feel shame. Then you get free.") Then I sat on the ice once. I realized that these men stood in front of the net to "take punishment" (in the form of crosschecks, whacks to the legs, you name it) in order to get a rebound or garbage goal - I realized that these guys pinned each other VERY effectively against the glass and kicked desperately at a little piece of black rubber. I realized that thanks to short shifts and quick exertion of energy and speed, that hockey players breathed hard all the time (except Scott Niedermayer) and that goalies were also crazy. I was hooked. So...for any femdoms who have NOT watched a hockey game live, make this season the one to try it. Anyone traveling to So Cal who wants an introduction to it, let me know. I don't miss any games. What sports makes you wet? Akasha

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 5:50:58 PM)
Hockey... oh lord. I have a Canadian fetish to start off with. Put a good-looking one on skates and have him go beat the crap out of other guys/have the crap beaten out of him and I am all over that. I've always had an underlying interest in it for more than its reputation as a "blood sport," though. My biological father was a goalie (confirming the "goalies are crazy" thing) and he taught me everything I know about the sport, which is 'bout the only good thing he ever did, but... I also like wrestling and MMA/UFC. Anything where I get to watch hot guys beat the crap out of each other is all good in my book. And should there be blood in non-life-threatening amounts.... lawdy lawd, I start feeling the vapors. Something about cuts and bruises that makes me want to take the poor thing home and nurse him back to health, then... ummm... "charge" him for my services by making him work off his tab. [:D]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 7:17:35 PM)
dont have a fav team but i'll watch alex ovechkin any time he's on the tube...most exciting player to watch in my lifetime next to gretzky. you cant go to games here...the leafs sell out mostly to biz men. the regular fan can never get tickets unless you know someone and known them for many years. tickets are way to fucking expensive for the normal fan as it is. they always sell out also. they have been trying to get another franchise here for the fans...but the leafs, senators, and buffalo do not want another one in ontario.

ineedotk -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 9:01:00 PM)
I certainly don't have a "hockey fetish" or care about seeing naked hockey players; I just love the sport itself. Got any hockey questions, I may be able to help.

Misstoyou -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 10:46:31 PM)
The San Jose Sharks! (God bless them. lol) Pillsbury dough boy outsides, hard bodied insides. When the jerseys come during a fight (on blades!)...oh my goodness! [8D] And yes, I had weekend & holiday SharkPak tickets for a few years, but then they changed the package. [:(] Edited for a typo, but I was distracted. lol

Lynnxz -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 10:51:30 PM)
I've got this whole 'mothering' problem when I see poor little beat up guys on the ice... or on the ground... I don't care where, just take your shirt off and let me look at the booboo. >:) Sadly, I've only ever been to one hockey game, and we had a horrible pair of seats. Best time ever? Medic Training in the Army, they take a whole platoon of muscled up hotties, pour blood all over them, and demand that you go out there and drag them back to 'safety' by their collar- literally.... hehehe

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 10:55:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Medic Training in the Army, they take a whole platoon of muscled up hotties, pour blood all over them, and demand that you go out there and drag them back to 'safety' by their collar- literally.... hehehe ...Okay, I'm going to talk to my recruiter tomorow.

Lynnxz -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 10:59:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Medic Training in the Army, they take a whole platoon of muscled up hotties, pour blood all over them, and demand that you go out there and drag them back to 'safety' by their collar- literally.... hehehe ...Okay, I'm going to talk to my recruiter tomorow. Seriously, beats the hell out of any formal kinky scene I've ever done, especially when you have to strap them down to the stretcher, and then give them real IV's during the run, and they are all squirmy and loud about it... OM NOM NOM

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:00:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz Seriously, beats the hell out of any formal kinky scene I've ever done, especially when you have to give them real IV's during the run, and they are all squirmy and loud about it... Nom nom nom "Shhh baby, it'll be okay, now stop thrashing or I'll have to tie you to the exam table with this medical tubing..." ahjksajhsgfldf; keyboard shorting out from drool

Lynnxz -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:02:34 PM)
And they're all dirty and covered in camo paint and 'blood' and... and... and.... Hey I need a volunteer!!!!!

Emperor1956 -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:03:40 PM)
I find that tying a lovely young girl down (with medical tubing if that's your kink) and then slowly, gently, explaining "icing" to her will usually result in about 10 hours of subspace...and the ability to orgasm when the Leafs score a short-handed goal. E. edited to add: This includes a long, slow explanation of "no touch" icing as interpreted in the ECHL and the EHL, and then a slightly faster, more percussive explanation of AHL and NHL icing, followed by a deep, probing discussion of "waiving off" and "waving on".

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:07:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 I find that tying a lovely young girl down (with medical tubing if that's your kink) and then slowly, gently, explaining "icing" to her will usually result in about 10 hours of subspace...and the ability to orgasm when the Leafs score a short-handed goal. E. It's no good unless she's Asian and covered with Yakuza-style tattoos.

Emperor1956 -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:12:37 PM)
You mean something like this?

Pyrrsefanie -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:16:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 You mean something like this? Haha, that's my team! [:D]

Emperor1956 -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/22/2008 11:18:01 PM)
Well, sweetheart, why should I deny you anything?

Ahasver -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/23/2008 1:19:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz I've got this whole 'mothering' problem when I see poor little beat up guys on the ice... or on the ground... I don't care where, just take your shirt off and let me look at the booboo. >:) Aaaaw, how cute. But please don't do this while watching sports with your boyfriend, husband or whatever. Nothing's more annoying than women constantly sympathizing with the "poor" football player ;)

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/23/2008 11:35:28 AM)
where are the pics of you in nurse outfit??? or.. mothering outfit? [8\|]

MsStarlett -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/23/2008 12:17:36 PM)
This thread is useless without pics!

Ahasver -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/23/2008 3:09:55 PM)
Here you go. Another nice one.

Lynnxz -> RE: The real hockey pool thread: Tied up hockey players in a pool (8/23/2008 3:13:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ahasver Here you go. Another nice one. No good! I demand facial expressions! ... preferably the 'omg this hurts' face, with the shirt off. Pleaaase?? And FAERY HAS MAILS!!

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