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Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 12:07:55 AM   
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A Real Story..........First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with aWhite sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'InVeterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as aDoctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving Theanimal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuckhis finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck hisFinger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pigAnd sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..


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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 12:40:58 AM   
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priceless ... and we'd all do it ... thinking if it's safe for the teacher ... omg ...

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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 12:57:13 AM   
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scary, huh?? LMAO!!

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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 5:30:53 AM   
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hahaha I was expecting one student to stick his finger up his own ass then lick it.
Either way.... you ruined my breakfast. hahahaha

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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 6:30:37 AM   
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LOL most people don't observe and apparently these never learned WHY they wash their hands after using the bathroom.

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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 8:45:31 AM   
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LMAO  Looks like they all flunked there first quiz.

FWIW I don't think a whole lot of "shittlings" either.

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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 10:10:59 AM   
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This is such an old joke..... I always heard it with the Tutor sticking his finger in a wee sample. Oldie but goodie!


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RE: Veterinary School - 8/23/2008 8:47:16 PM   
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I wonder how many felt like Kermit the Frog... hmmmm   

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RE: Veterinary School - 8/26/2008 10:10:42 AM   
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A Real Story..........First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with aWhite sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'InVeterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as aDoctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving Theanimal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, Stuckhis finger in the butt of the dead pig, withdrew it and stuck hisFinger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his Students.The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead pigAnd sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle Finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention..



 Oh gross

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