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spinninsweetness -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 1:04:03 PM)
Whats Arbys? I ate a chocolate mousse today that was 10 days past due, but you know, I was hungry and it was saying 'eat me eat me' as desserts are liken to do, so I did. If I die, can someone pop over and hide all my leather and similar items, before me mum finds em? Ta.

GreedyTop -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 1:12:32 PM)
Arbys is a fast food chain specializing in somethnig that passes itself off as shaved roast beef.

sirsholly -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 1:16:52 PM)
peeks in to see if ol Jeffffy kicked yet...[sm=wall.gif]

seababy -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 1:30:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I notice he has not given us an update lately................. 1 [:)] 2 [&:] 3 [:'(] 4 [sm=Groaner.gif] <----lots of this (god why, why, did I eat that?!) 5 [sm=afraid.gif]<---racing for the loo, over and over.. 6 [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/anger.gif[/image]<--- final bum explosion that puts you out of your misery. So I vote his at stage 4.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 1:40:48 PM)
[>:][:'(][:o][&:][8D]

Emperor1956 -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 1:43:19 PM)
FR: Jefff's colon is tougher than it looks (at least that's the word in Boystown). And he's a good tough Chicagoan, so he's trained for this event by marathon nights of drinking followed by a dozen Jalepeno Double Cheese White Castles at 3 a.m. They burn going in, they burn coming out... You wimpy folk just don't understand....well, LaT does, because she's in the land of Maid-rites kept in substandard Nescos in the Iowa sun. (If you don't understand that sentence, don't worry. Just think of your own local salmonella factory)

Jeffff -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 2:04:00 PM)
I can now prove that Arbys is indeed safe to eat after 5 days in your fridge. Jeff

KatyLied -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 2:06:38 PM)
Please, check back in a few hours, or has enough time elapsed that it has exited your body? [;)]

Jeffff -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 2:08:30 PM)
No. but it's been like. 4 hours. isn't that long enough? what a bitch it would be to die...... right after I finished paying her off huh? LOLOL Jeff

GreedyTop -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 2:12:13 PM)
you cant die yet, Jeff... we needd to go have a few beers :)

Jeffff -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 2:13:22 PM)
At least....;) Jeff

simpleplan2 -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 2:17:29 PM)
Ok...if you decide you're dying, then and only then can you call...I'll take you to the hospital (or maybe "play" doctor). [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]

windchymes -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 3:20:50 PM)
Oh no, it can take up to 12 hours for symptoms to appear. [:o]

seababy -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 3:41:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Jeffff I can now prove that Arbys is indeed safe to eat after 5 days in your fridge. Jeff Jeff, Does it make me a bad person that I'm disappointed at missing out on the comic relief of you posting your bum trauma on the boards? [:D]

christine1 -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 4:10:02 PM)
am i just the odd man out since i don't want to know about bum trauma and the like?

cjan -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 4:36:33 PM)
Jefff, shame on you, dude, opting for that Arby's shit when you could have your choice of combos or str8 Italian beef in so many places in the Big Windy. You deserve whatever retribution your tummy subjects you too. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I'ma jonesing.

GreedyTop -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 4:37:46 PM)
you're an evil man, Cj...

Thadius -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 4:44:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Jefff, shame on you, dude, opting for that Arby's shit when you could have your choice of combos or str8 Italian beef in so many places in the Big Windy. You deserve whatever retribution your tummy subjects you too. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I'ma jonesing. I am right there with you. Or even a good breaded steak sandwich with extra mozz and red sauce from a small mom and pop place, I would settle for Ricobene's. From what I remember a combo costs about the same as an Arby's sandwich anyways.... Starving in Michigan, Thadius

KMsAngel -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 5:00:43 PM)
wish you guys would stop posting food porn! [>:]

LaTigresse -> RE: Food Poisoning? (8/23/2008 5:01:28 PM)
On that note.........I am defrosting ground beef to make a big batch of meatballs.

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