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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 1:04:03 PM   
spinninsweetness


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Status: offline 		Whats Arbys?

I ate a chocolate mousse today that was 10 days past due, but you know, I was hungry and it was saying 'eat me eat me' as desserts are liken to do, so I did.

If I die, can someone pop over and hide all my leather and similar items, before me mum finds em?

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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 1:12:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Arbys is a fast food chain specializing in somethnig that passes itself off as shaved roast beef.

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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 1:16:52 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 1:30:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I notice he has not given us an update lately.................


1  

2   

3   

4    <----lots of this (god why, why, did I eat that?!)

5 <---racing for the loo, over and over..
6 <--- final bum explosion that puts you out of your misery.


So I vote his at stage 4.


                                                                                


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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 1:40:48 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 1:43:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		FR:  Jefff's colon is tougher than it looks (at least that's the word in Boystown).   And he's a good tough Chicagoan, so he's trained for this event by marathon nights of drinking followed by a dozen Jalepeno Double Cheese White Castles at 3 a.m.  They burn going in, they burn coming out...

You wimpy folk just don't understand....well, LaT does, because she's in the land of Maid-rites kept in substandard Nescos in the Iowa sun.  (If you don't understand that sentence, don't worry.  Just think of your own local salmonella factory)

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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 2:04:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		I can  now prove that Arbys is indeed safe to eat after 5 days in your fridge.

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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 2:06:38 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 2:08:30 PM   
Jeffff


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Status: offline 		No. but it's been like. 4 hours. isn't that long enough?

what a bitch it would be to die...... right after I  finished paying her off huh?

LOLOL

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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 2:12:13 PM   
GreedyTop


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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 2:13:22 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 2:17:29 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 3:20:50 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 3:41:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I can  now prove that Arbys is indeed safe to eat after 5 days in your fridge.

Jeff



Jeff,

Does it make me a bad person that I'm disappointed at missing out on the comic relief of you posting your bum trauma on the boards?



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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 4:10:02 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 4:36:33 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jefff, shame on you, dude, opting for that Arby's shit when you could have your choice of combos or str8 Italian beef in so many places in the Big Windy. You deserve whatever retribution your tummy subjects you too. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I'ma jonesing.

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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 4:37:46 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 4:44:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Jefff, shame on you, dude, opting for that Arby's shit when you could have your choice of combos or str8 Italian beef in so many places in the Big Windy. You deserve whatever retribution your tummy subjects you too. Sorry if that seems harsh, but I'ma jonesing.


I am right there with you.  Or even a good breaded steak sandwich with extra mozz and red sauce from a small mom and pop place, I would settle for Ricobene's.  From what I remember a combo costs about the same as an Arby's sandwich anyways....

Starving in Michigan,
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 5:00:43 PM   
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RE: Food Poisoning? - 8/23/2008 5:01:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		On that note.........I am defrosting ground beef to make a big batch of meatballs.

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