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Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 10:49:19 AM   
longjohnsilver


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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.


'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 11:18:48 AM   
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Sounds to me like the computer is bisexual; you have the best (or worst) of both worlds

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 11:31:28 AM   
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Female...they don't drink beer and sit on the sofa....and i have yet to see one hog the remote.

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 11:36:50 AM   
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hear,hear

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 12:29:58 PM   
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Masculine:

Too much information, and it'll shut right down.
It'll turn on for anyone who pushes its buttons.

But the #1 reason a computer is masculine:

Like fire, it's a great servant, but a terrible master.

There ya go!

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 12:36:45 PM   
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Female:  It's all about the cookies.

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/23/2008 8:41:44 PM   
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I'd say female, once you learn how to talk to it, it will sign and dance for you like no other can, and you can call it "Mine". 

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/25/2008 2:06:55 PM   
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Female.

Push one wrong button and you'll never hear the end of it.
She knows all your dirty secrets and if you don't know how to treat her, she'll humiliate you in front of your friends.
Unless you set your authority firmly at the very start, you'll never have permission to do anything.





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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/25/2008 2:59:22 PM   
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Lol, and all your responces to it are hella funnt

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RE: Computers - Male or Female? - 8/25/2008 3:39:27 PM   
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Male, it can do so many things, but in reality, all it wants is some free porn and another place to sit and drink beer.

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