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lusciouslips19 -> I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:06:16 PM)

So sing me a lullaby
and make it kinky![8D]



BKSir -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:14:52 PM)

Hahahaha!  Somehow I knew it was either you, Bear, Greedy or Red that posted this one when I saw it scroll up in the recent thread post window.  *HUGS and hands you some chamomile tea.*

I won't sing though...  Mainly because I can't.  I've been barred by legislation in 18 states from participating in karaoke.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:15:56 PM)

well ya could post a limerick!



BKSir -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:18:34 PM)

I could, couldn't I? :)

The only one I can think of is:

There once was a girl from Thrace
Whose corsets grew too tight to lace.
Her mother said, "Nelly,
There's more in your belly,
Than ever went in through your face."



camille65 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:22:47 PM)

I'm awake too lushy. Wanna come over and play yahtzee?



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:23:43 PM)

Lullaby and good night
May your cuffs be tight...



BKSir -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:24:31 PM)

Hm, poetry maybe?
http://biggkatt.110mb.com/poetry.htm
just some stuffs I wrote...  Might bore you to sleep. ;)



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:25:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: camille65

I'm awake too lushy. Wanna come over and play yahtzee?


Yatzee? thats not kinky.
How about truth or dare?[:D]



BKSir -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:27:22 PM)

Strip Yhatzee!



camille65 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/23/2008 11:29:07 PM)

Nooooo that game always gets me into trouble.
[8|]
I want ice cream. And to be tucked into bed mmmmmmm. Tucked into bed and told a kinky story with a happily ever after ending.



BKSir -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 12:03:46 AM)

Wow, looks like the boring prose worked.



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 12:15:42 AM)

I tried but ...but no. It didnt.



BKSir -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 12:21:23 AM)

Oh... damn.  Oh well.  Maybe try watching c-span?



cravesdom -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 12:22:45 AM)

That would do it for me!



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 12:29:23 AM)

I'll try another poem and another round with the hitachi.[:D]



camille65 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 12:39:21 AM)

I'm still awake too.
[&:]



girlivy -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 1:03:37 AM)

this may bore everyone to sleep.... There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!
 
A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."

 
 



lusciouslips19 -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 4:35:50 AM)

Well I slept for 3 hours. I think I'm too excited.I havent seen Master/daddy for a week and I drive over to him for the day! [&:]



girlivy -> RE: I cant fall asleep!!!! (8/24/2008 8:40:46 AM)

Yay! How Wonderful! The utmost best to you today, and much safety on your trip!  You will be sleeping like a rock the next bed time! :)



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