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OriginalStuff -> RE: Women Drivers (8/25/2008 9:43:30 PM)
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Ok, since we're on the topic of men.......
Joe Brown was walking down the street and meets up with a friend who asks him where he got that black eye from.
Joe thinks a minute and says well, not going to believe this but I got it in church last Sunday. His friend of course has to ask, and how do you get a black eye in church?? Well, says Joe, you see, when the congregation stood up to sing, I noticed the lady standing in front of me, well her dress was stuck in the crack of her ass, so I politely pulled it out for her.
The friend walks away laughing at poor Joe.
A week later, the friend sees Joe again, but this time he has 2 black eyes. So Joe...what did you do this time? Well, I was at church again and when everyone stood up to sing, same thing happened but I knew better then touch that dress, so when the new guy beside me pulled it out..... I put it right back!
[sm=mistress.gif]
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