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SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 9:52:29 AM)

See now Cali that is funny, I have a thing for Pretty Tall girls, I always Joke with them God I can't wait to Climb You.

Steel



Dnomyar -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 9:53:39 AM)

Cali. Steels only 4'11" tall. That's the reason he needs to climb you.



SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 10:01:35 AM)

Short and Fat ...... Thank you for painting such a desirable picture of me Raymond ...... SO How's the Goiter? (For those of you needing a Visual (HERE)

Steel



Dnomyar -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 10:05:32 AM)

Now where in there did I say that you were fat??  Sounds like you have a Napoleon complex little man.



SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 10:21:34 AM)

No I have a Neopolitan Complex I can't Decide what I want.

And Fat was a give in, I openely admit I am Fat.

But it just means I try that much harder to be good in bed.

See how that works?

Steel



CalifChick -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 10:28:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
SO How's the Goiter? (For those of you needing a Visual (HERE)


Okay, this smartass remark of mine even grossed ME out, but here goes:


Hey, that looks humpable....


Cali



Dnomyar -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 10:51:37 AM)

Cali quit doing this to me. I can't answer your reply with  a straight line.



CalifChick -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 11:01:24 AM)

I prefer a little curve to it, Ray.



Cali



cjan -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 11:06:10 AM)

Omg, Cali the goiter humper !



Dnomyar -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 11:22:08 AM)

People from California are wierd.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 11:26:46 AM)

Ray has a goiter?  No wonder his pic is cropped like that...[8|]



Mercnbeth -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 11:42:01 AM)

Looks like GREAT 'Flashing' [sm=flash.gif] weather! [sm=flash.gif]
Packing beth's favorite outfit - #50 Sunscreen![sm=shake.gif]
 
THURSDAY : Sunny High 86 Low 61
FRIDAY: Sunny High 87 Low 65
SATURDAY: Partly Cloudy High 88 Low 63
SUNDAY: Partly Cloudy High 85 Low 62
MONDAY: Mostly Sunny High 85 Low 60



SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 11:46:09 AM)

Now Merc....... Did you fill out Beth's Groping and Molesticating Waiver I would hate to be in the middle of a typical Breast Fondeling and Butt rubbing and find that she was without a Permission slip.

Just Saying.

Steel



Mercnbeth -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 12:02:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Now Merc....... Did you fill out Beth's Groping and Molesticating Waiver I would hate to be in the middle of a typical Breast Fondeling and Butt rubbing and find that she was without a Permission slip.

Just Saying.

Steel

Steel,
Don't worry - beth is a VERY well trained slave. I'm sure she'll ask permission before she starts Fondling, Butt Rubbing, Groping, and 'Molesticating' you. [sm=kiss.gif]
 
That's what you meant right?

BTW - Fair warning; she's pretty slippery when slathered with a thick coating of sunscreen.

Speaking of which, sometimes she needs some assistance getting coated in those tough to reach places, care to help?

Thinking about it; wouldn't it be a good idea, 'ya know - just to be safe, if before venturing out into that hot desert sun [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0393.gif[/image] we make sure all the ladies are properly 'slathered'?[sm=passthelube.gif] Then again - we may never get out of the room!



SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 12:11:15 PM)

Kings to Merc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is a BRILLIANT IDEA.

I will be bringing Suntan Lotion but it stains clothes so when comeing to the Room to ask for some please be prepared to strip down to how the good lord intended you to be and realize there is no part of your body that does not need Sun Block..... even places that don't see sun.

Melonoma is a Serious thing .... just trying to do our parts.

Steel



Mercnbeth -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 12:16:39 PM)

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Melonoma is a Serious thing .... just trying to do our parts.


That's right Steel - and it's not limited to females.

I don't know about you, but my head is follicular impaired. After a good breast slather I like to get my head coated with a good long 'bronsky'*.

* http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bronsky



SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 12:24:02 PM)

Thank you so much for the link.

I never knew that had a term.

I Agree Once all the girls are Protected I say we just have them rub thier bodies up against us untill we are properly Protected what do you say??

[sm=wiggleass.gif][sm=wiggleass.gif]Steel[sm=wiggleass.gif][sm=wiggleass.gif]



osocurious -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 12:30:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Omg, Cali the goiter humper !


Ohh my Gawwwwd .. that was Terrible!! [sm=biggrin.gif]
(  [:D]  I LOVE reading Y/you lot!! )



Mercnbeth -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 12:36:03 PM)

Steel,
In these difficult economic times it's best to unitize our resources most efficiently. Once properly 'slathered', I think we can get a nice even coating by having the ladies rub their bodies all over us. 

Just to be careful, I'll pack some of the black plastic sheeting we keep in our 'play-room' to insure we don't get charged extra for any room damage.

How's that for a Birthday Wish? [sm=candles.gif]



SteelofUtah -> RE: **Steel's Bday Bash and Get Together in Vegas** (10/14/2008 1:12:34 PM)

[sm=alien.gif]

this is all I can say.

Steel



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