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GreedyTop -> Whats the best thing I can do? (8/25/2008 2:32:36 PM)

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away.

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight................

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to

help the country?"

"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist........................

Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"

Lincoln replies, "Go see a play."




Sindel -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/25/2008 2:54:59 PM)

Hahaha, that is so funny and true




bondagelover1950 -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/25/2008 4:07:37 PM)

Funny, true,AND I first heard one like that about 16 years ago during the early Klinton years [sm=wtf.gif]


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tatj -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/25/2008 11:16:20 PM)

[:D]i lol'd haha




JulieorSarah -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/26/2008 1:27:02 AM)

In Australia, the only prime minister we've literally lost was around 1967.  He went for a swim and never came back ... body was never found ... the conspiracy theories have abounded ... taken away in a chinese/japanese/(insert country) submarine, the perrenial sharks, ran off with one of his many mistresses, (he was a contemporary of JFK) ... aliens and the more crazy ... it's still an unsovled mystery ...




scifi1133 -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/26/2008 2:45:58 AM)

*snort [sm=agree.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]




spinninsweetness -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/26/2008 3:47:30 AM)

Hehe I like it! Sadly, could be applied to most politicians. Anyone want to take Gorden Brown off our hands? (whoooo?).




VadFarkas -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/26/2008 5:24:40 AM)

Yes it is an old joke but like many can be recycled to fit the times. [:D]
It all depends on which side of the coin... er... Bush you are standing on.




BlackPhx -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/26/2008 10:35:53 AM)

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I am all for dancing around the burning Bush

Poenkitten (Clapping)




Saratov -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/26/2008 2:17:14 PM)

Let Jim Jones make the kool-aid.




JulieorSarah -> RE: Whats the best thing I can do? (8/27/2008 1:33:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

[sm=alien.gif][sm=anger.gif][sm=alien.gif]
I am all for dancing around the burning Bush

Poenkitten (Clapping)


oh dear ... [sm=applause.gif] one shouldn't be so taken by such a thought ... he's going now leave him be ... or should that be ignore him?




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