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Owner59 -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 10:42:21 AM)
Funny,I can remember back 45 years to my dad teaching me how to wipe my ass.The things we take for granted..... Sadly,some need this advice.Pew. Hey,shit happens.

xoel -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 10:50:36 AM)
[sm=line.gif] You are hilarious!!

opposingtwilight -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 10:52:23 AM)
Yeah, use your roomate's instead ... quote: ORIGINAL: Raechard 6. Don't use your own toothbrush.

scifi1133 -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 10:53:37 AM)
bleh [:'(] I have roomates. Now im going to hide my toothebrush.

opposingtwilight -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 12:37:15 PM)
I would invest in a decoy toothbrush.

Raechard -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 12:44:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight I would invest in a decoy toothbrush. Or one of these

YourhandMyAss -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 12:56:07 PM)
hey believe it or not as gross as it is, some men do walk around with ass dingleberries, my x was one of them. His momma evidently never taught him as a kid how to wash his ass properly, or to wipe his butt properly, so there'd be no shit remaining in the butt furr.

MrRodgers -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (8/30/2008 1:32:52 PM)
There is a reward to being completely clean and even still a little wet...it is a pleasure. Being clean and wet sensitizes the skin then we use our imagination...and savor the pleasure.

MadAxeman -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (9/2/2008 7:40:22 PM)
And all this time I had been standing on my head in the shower

OneMoreWaste -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (9/4/2008 4:51:07 AM)
I guess all this stuff is fine for ill-mannered people without opposible thumbs. I built my own bidet out of a surplus toilet and parts from an old pressure washer I had laying around. Saves on anal bleaching, too!

TwilightShadows -> RE: Ass cleaning tips (9/4/2008 3:33:51 PM)
As stolen from the Best of Craig's List. Shame on you VIrgin Potty for not sighting your source....

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