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GreedyTop -> Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 6:52:01 AM)

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators (and one athlete) so far
during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'




colouredin -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 6:54:39 AM)

they were funny, obv not all from this olympics but funny :)




bondagelover1950 -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 8:39:36 AM)

LMAO.  Sounds to me like all of them have a classic case of "foot'n mouth".[sm=jaw.gif][sm=mademyday.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif][sm=cheerleader.gif]


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AMaster -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 10:13:37 AM)

Very funny.




DaddyChess -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 10:19:10 AM)

Ty Greedy... that was hillarious...especially love the "takes his balls out and kisses them...."  LOL 




BlackPhx -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 10:50:09 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] and its a GOLD for GT...

Poenkitten




ominousdominus -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/27/2008 4:41:26 PM)

LOL nice.




sillyfool -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/28/2008 3:14:52 PM)

..That was great :)




CarrieO -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/28/2008 5:06:26 PM)

jeez...I guess I really did miss out by not watching the Olympics.

#8 and #2 are my favorites....thanks for the chuckle.




Musicmystery -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/28/2008 6:44:33 PM)

Excellent!

One of my faves...

The other day I went to a boxing match....and a hockey game broke out.




VadFarkas -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/28/2008 8:45:28 PM)

I thought you said 10?
Here is an old one:
Swimming isn’t everything, winning is.
- Mark Spitz




GreedyTop -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/28/2008 11:49:42 PM)

yanno, Vad..I just caught that, myself..LOL

What can I say.. I just copied and pasted from an email I'd gotten.. LOL




spinninsweetness -> RE: Top 10 Olympic comments (8/29/2008 12:36:32 AM)

Hehe! Love it GT




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