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how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 10:09:56 AM   
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how to tie a knot

his fingers should be like rope
binding unrelenting,
his arms like limbs growing around her,
his legs pillars to lift or crush,
his torso a corset that
contains her in ways she didnt
know she needed to be.
he should be the sky
that falls on her
and
saves her from herself.

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We are men, at least this is what we claim to be, because we know that this is what she seeks. She seeks our strength, our pride, our might and the comfort of our embrace. We are lesser men if we claim the stings of our whips as symbols of our strength or the strength of our knots as symbols of our might. How dare we claim to be men, lure her with confidence only to offer her our impotence and failure in the form mechanical and textile props. Who are we to offer such deceit as weakness in place of all that we should be. When we touch her she should feel our strength, She should find safety in our embrace. She must see us as men and she should feel as a woman. We should touch her with confidence. Our intentions should be clear. We should not place our hands upon her with hesitation, it should not be in such a way as to imply that we are asking her permission. As men we must train ourselves to observe her subtle invitations. We can never mask our weakness behind our compulsively organized toys, our sparkling probes or our beautifully braided ropes. It is not until our strength is clear in our touch, our confidence, in our presence and not until she can take comfort in arms that we have earned her, that we have kept our promise, that we can call ourselves men. It is not until her wishes have been met, her desires fulfilled and our ability to protect proven that we have earned the right to bind her with our toys-toys they must stay. We must never let them becomes symbols of strength or or extensions of our pride. If we are not strong enough and she does not choose us, as men we must remain noble and see this as our opportunity to better ourselves. It is in our nature to compete for her affections. We may sometimes lose, but we must be stoic and gracious in our loss. We must never take from her when we are not worthy. We owe her more than this, we owe her the best of us, we owe her all the strength within us. She must humble us for she has chosen us as her guide, given us her power, given us the gift of her submission.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 10:49:35 AM   
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If I have to go thru all of that I don't want her gift. If this is your way of trolling then go for it.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 10:56:34 AM   
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Why do I feel the need to chant "and also with you"... uggghhhh, and genuflect at the end of the pew?


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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 12:14:15 PM   
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I see Adrian still hasn't learned to use that special key to make paragraphs.... yuck.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 10:41:51 PM   
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and here i thought this was going to be something along the lines of things we learned in boy/girl scouts, the navy, macrame books, shibari demo's, etc.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 10:49:25 PM   
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I was hoping to learn the trick to tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue..... *sighs*

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 11:05:28 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I was hoping to learn the trick to tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue..... *sighs*


I hope you succeed. lol. Let me know if you figure the trick out. You sure there isnt a tying a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue for dummies book?

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/27/2008 11:53:33 PM   
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No,

This is how to tie a knot:

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/28/2008 12:11:14 AM   
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blacksword.. I have a girlfriend in CA who can do it..one of these days I may have to import her so she can teach me :)

Outlier,... theres no cherrystem tying on that site!!! *sobs*

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/28/2008 12:47:39 AM   
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To the OP:

1) If it works for you, do it. But, it seems that you are declaring this to be "the true way". Remember that not all men seek women...and not all women seek men. Het generalizations are never true for all of society.

2) Usually, statements, especially those that could be seen as chest thumping are frowned upon. Questions are MUCH better as OPs.
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How to tie a cherry stem: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1020992

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/28/2008 12:48:43 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

blacksword.. I have a girlfriend in CA who can do it..one of these days I may have to import her so she can teach me :)

Outlier,... theres no cherrystem tying on that site!!! *sobs*


Here is a technique
http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1020992



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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/28/2008 4:39:56 AM   
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Date a sailor.  Sailor doms are da bomb.  They know how to tie knots.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/28/2008 7:26:55 AM   
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I don't tie cherries in knotts anymore. They keep asking what are you doing. I like the more exprienced women. Aileen stay away from the submariners. They go down 120 men and come back up 60 couples.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/29/2008 8:24:42 AM   
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This is what I love about these threads.  Someone posts something truly genuine, not some whiny person who has NO idea what they're doing and are trusting in you idiots to guide them.  And you people show your true colors.  So he isn't using paragraphs, so he's not an english teacher.  Omg if it's so hard for ya'll to read, DON'T READ IT.  Flaming it is unnecessary and immature.

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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/29/2008 10:46:39 AM   
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This is "Ask a Master"... we're still waiting for a question.  And if you think that's flaming, well, just bless your little heart. 


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RE: how to tie a knot - 8/29/2008 10:51:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

Date a sailor.  Sailor doms are da bomb.  They know how to tie knots.


But of course

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