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curios1 -> Love Dress (11/24/2005 1:35:50 PM)
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Subject: Love Dress
> > >>>>A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently
> > >>>>married son's house. She
> > >>>>rang the doorbell and walked in.
> > >>>>She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on
> > >>>>the couch, totally
> > >>>>naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
> > >>>>perfume filled the room.
> > >>>>"What are you doing?" she asked.
> > >>>>"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work,"
> > >>>>the daughter-in-law answered.
> > >>>>"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> > >>>>"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> > >>>>"Love dress? But you're naked!"
> > >>>>"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him no end.
> > >>>>Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and
> > >>>>ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> > >>>>The mother-in-law left.
> > >>>>When she got home, she undressed, showered,
> > >>>>put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD,
> > >>>>and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
> > >>>>Finally her husband came home.
> > >>>>He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
> > >>>>"What are you doing?" he asked.
> > >>>>"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> > >>>>"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner"?
> > >>>>
> > >>>>His funeral will be held Thursday
> > >>>
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